Today on my way to work, there was this woman in a Porshe Cayenne in the second lane from the left. The left lane is a commuter lane. She kept hitting her brakes for no apparent reason, and I kept tailgating her because of it. Finally I got fed up and passed her using the diamond lane, and as I passed, I saw she was on her cell phone. So I cut in front of her and slammed on my brakes.
Was that you? Hope you spilled your coffee.
