Hey, God! How do you do, sir, er, madam, er...eh...whatever...you want a cheese doodle?
Cheese doodle, is that what you call it? Ahem, put that weenie back in your pants boy. You won't get on the A-list with a sympathy vote.
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-God-
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Wed 17 Aug, 2005 04:57 pm
shewolfnm wrote:
you rock god..
It HAS been said.
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Chai
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Wed 17 Aug, 2005 04:57 pm
-God- wrote:
shewolfnm wrote:
Hey god..
who invented felching?
It was when Martha (-God-s mother) made me an especially hot bowl of chili. Was walking in a beautiful green forest 20 mins later and could feel a wee bit of roiling. I passed gas two-fold and I saw the light!
Who is to say that if you felch in the forest and no-one hears you, is it a felch at all?
yeah, like that was a really cool story and stuff.
um, God? Kicky pissed on me yesterday. Can you please send him to Hell?
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kickycan
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Wed 17 Aug, 2005 04:57 pm
Hey! My uncle Vittorio was a priest and he died a couple years ago and came to me in a dream and he said I was a legacy and that you had to take me...so there!
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kickycan
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Wed 17 Aug, 2005 04:58 pm
Man, this is a long line.
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-God-
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Wed 17 Aug, 2005 04:58 pm
Chai Tea wrote:
So uh, Satan, what's the deal? Heaven not good enough for ya? wanted to spend all your time bein' pissed off or sumfin'?
I have a feeling we are going to need Dr. Phils help. Did you know that he assists in these "in-between" cases ... when Satan and I fight over who will eventually get you.
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Chai
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Wed 17 Aug, 2005 04:58 pm
sounds more like you're a can-o-pee
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shewolfnm
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Wed 17 Aug, 2005 04:58 pm
you liar.
liar liar pants on fire.
Im telling on you kicky
GOD !!!!!!! KICKY IS LYYYING
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-God-
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Wed 17 Aug, 2005 04:59 pm
Chai Tea wrote:
um, God? Kicky pissed on me yesterday. Can you please send him to Hell?
There is a very special place for Kicky.
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barefootTia
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Wed 17 Aug, 2005 05:00 pm
Okay God, what does a person have to do to make the "A" list ?
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Chai
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Wed 17 Aug, 2005 05:02 pm
barefootTia wrote:
Okay God, what does a person have to do to make the "A" list ?
Yeah, who do you have to know?
<i was gonna say who do you hafta ****, but you know, this is God and all>
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Wed 17 Aug, 2005 05:03 pm
kickycan wrote:
Hey! My uncle Vittorio was a priest and he died a couple years ago and came to me in a dream and he said I was a legacy and that you had to take me...so there!
You misheard my child, Vittorio actually foretold of you getting hit by a Guinness truck and losing a limb. What he meant to say were your first words in the hospital room when you were trying on your new prosthesis "is that my leg-I-see"?
Common mistake.
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barefootTia
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Wed 17 Aug, 2005 05:05 pm
Chai Tea wrote:
barefootTia wrote:
Okay God, what does a person have to do to make the "A" list ?
Yeah, who do you have to know?
<i was gonna say who do you hafta ****, but you know, this is God and all>
I was trying to be polite too.
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Chai
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Wed 17 Aug, 2005 05:06 pm
um, God? are they making the grill cheese sammiches with REAL butter?
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-God-
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Wed 17 Aug, 2005 05:08 pm
A-listers are luck of the draw-ers. I'll be sauntering down the line and I might like the look of you and say "yes, you're in!"
You might have a jacket on that I fancy.
You could be drinking my favorite beer (which I can't reveal of they'll be all over me to do commercials, and I just don't have the TIME).
You might tell a joke that could actually be funny.
You might do something nice, like NOT PEE ALL OVER PEOPLE.
Oh there's lots and lots of things that could sway me. I am quite fickle that way. Keeps everyone guessing really.
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Wed 17 Aug, 2005 05:10 pm
Chai Tea wrote:
um, God? are they making the grill cheese sammiches with REAL butter?
All the food is packed with original 'tasty' ingredients. None of that low-fat muck.
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Chai
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Wed 17 Aug, 2005 05:11 pm
<sneaks a peek at kicky, straightens her jacket>
so kicky, where's that nice SUEDE JACKET you had on yesterday?
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barefootTia
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Wed 17 Aug, 2005 05:13 pm
Well I've been known to shout your name out loud whenever I get in that special mood--oh God, oh God!... etc...you get the idea
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Setanta
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Wed 17 Aug, 2005 05:15 pm
OK, this joker knows too much about people at this site. This is some clown mascarading under a new screen name.
Now the game is to figure out who it really is.
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-God-
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Wed 17 Aug, 2005 05:17 pm
barefootTia wrote:
Well I've been known to shout your name out loud whenever I get in that special mood--oh God, oh God!... etc...you get the idea
I interpret that as praising the lord, without whom you would have no ta-ta's or you-who's with which to do the hanky-panky.
<<making note to add that to the new new testament>>
