Setanta wrote:OK, this joker knows too much about people at this site. This is some clown mascarading under a new screen name.
Now the game is to figure out who it really is.
Aha! Not even a pretty face, eh? Work your magic, Set. Catch me if you can!
I'm less than interested in proving anything by figurin you out . . . i'm sure time will tell, crime will out, etc., etc. . . . insert favorite platitude here . . .
God,
Will you send us a buyer for the home we are trying to sell?
A nice family who needs a nice home in a quite area.
Thanks.
Hey, God
Give me that list.
<Snatches the list and tears it up>
Who would want to go to heaven anyway? No Swearing. No Drinking. No Sex. No Drum 'n' Bass. No Smoking. No Freedom. No fun.
Just the thing for your Auntie Betty.
Frankly, you can stick it.
Instead of standing around here, judging peeps,
Go make some miracles happen.
Then I might take you seriously.
:wink: Peace, Endy.
Hey god, I don't mean to disturb you, but the lottery #s will be drawn in a little over an hour and it's time for you to get those balls in your hands ;-)
649 lotto is my game, so start working those balls, baby :-D
I think God has deserted us in our time of need
(peeks around corner....somebody dropped their grilled cheese!!!!....races around corner.....springs into air....pounces onto sammich......gets a good grip on it with little mouth.....and zoooommms away on little cat paws..)
A whole sammich fer one kitty ? ! ? ! ?
Yer gonna eat yerself sick . . .
Alright, Whos pushin'.....Pst, spare a smoke pal?
It ain't no daisy chain, darlin' . . .
the free kind.......Hey, to the back wise guy!
I meant, does you want tobaccy or wacky-tobaccy . . . sheesh . . .
<stomps foot and crosses arms>
Look fella's you don't gotta get smart with me. I was just wondering if this is the line, cause if it is I've got some Stones tickets I was gonna offer to anyone that wanted to like, let me stand with them.
Nevermind.
Um, where did -God- go? I have a coupla questions, too.
Like, is it true that in Heaven, we can sing and dance and smoke and eat and drink and never work and have sex all the time? If that isn't true, wouldn't it be just like...um...here?
And, how in the name of, uh, Yourself, did George W. Bush really get elected? It's against all natural reason, but surely it wasn't a miracle. You're much too smart to fall for his schtick. So...how'd he do it?
That's all.
No, wait. One more thing. Why did you create mosquitos?
(Oh, and I'm sorry about kicking Dick Cheney. Unless you're glad I did. Yeah, that's it.)
I think God may live in the eastern US and stopped for dinner... or, just left work..
squinney wrote:<stomps foot and crosses arms>
Look fella's you don't gotta get smart with me. I was just wondering if this is the line, cause if it is I've got some Stones tickets I was gonna offer to anyone that wanted to like, let me stand with them.
Nevermind.
What line? right this way lady.....Has anybody seen my other shoe?
Hey, did anybody else think it was hilarious to see God listed like this? Or was it just me?
-God-
Newbie
Uh oh. Was that thunder I just heard?
Maybe he took to heart what I said about miracles and he's gone off to try something.
If the poor fool gets killed, I'll never forgive myself.
<shrugs, goes back to sleep>
