so, do I get the car, or wha?
So we got some hermaphroditic joker in line who thinks it's god . . . how very sweet of you ladies to humor the poor creature, but if it tries to cut in line, i'm punchin' it out all the same . . .
so uh, God. What if it WAS a Sunday, but you're on a ship that just crossed the international date line, and boom, all of a sudden it's Monday, and you didn't go to Mass......?
God knows what is at the front of the line, God knows all.
Hey god?
Giving some men little dicks...
Is that your idea of humor?
Chai Tea wrote:so uh, God. What if it WAS a Sunday, but you're on a ship that just crossed the international date line, and boom, all of a sudden it's Monday, and you didn't go to Mass......?
Be careful. You're giving me a headache. I might shoot lightning out of my arse if I get a migrane.
So uh, God, how did Adam name the fish?
shewolfnm wrote:Hey god?
Giving some men little dicks...
Is that your idea of humor?
Can't have them thinking they are the cats pyjamas all the time now, can we?
Setanta wrote:So we got some hermaphroditic joker in line who thinks it's god . . . how very sweet of you ladies to humor the poor creature, but if it tries to cut in line, i'm punchin' it out all the same . . .
You may be a fine strapping lad Setanta but I have empowered ebeth with major seductive powers <<ebeth flashes, setanta passes out>> in case you think you are punchin me out!
<untangles bong from shewolfnm hair> Hey, whose got a lighter?
Hey god..
who invented felching?
Chai Tea wrote:So uh, God, how did Adam name the fish?
Okee dokee, Chai Tea, name being emailed to Hell. Got a live one here Satan. Wanna trade for someone who ... no? You couldn't handle all those questions either? Sigh.
Hey, God! How do you do, sir, er, madam, er...eh...whatever...you want a cheese doodle?
So uh, Satan, what's the deal? Heaven not good enough for ya? wanted to spend all your time bein' pissed off or sumfin'?
Here ya go Tia- : flick :
so..
hows 'bout that felching stuff huh god?
Aint natural is it?
gimme a hit of that tia
puff puff pass
shewolfnm wrote:Hey god..
who invented felching?
It was when Martha (-God-s mother) made me an especially hot bowl of chili. Was walking in a beautiful green forest 20 mins later and could feel a wee bit of roiling. I passed gas two-fold and I saw the light!
Who is to say that if you felch in the forest and no-one hears you, is it a felch at all?
shewolfnm wrote:Here ya go Tia- : flick :
so..
hows 'bout that felching stuff huh god?
Aint natural is it?
gimme a hit of that tia
puff puff pass
Ahhh! I feel much better now
puff puff pass
shewolfnm wrote:Here ya go Tia- : flick :
so..
hows 'bout that felching stuff huh god?
Aint natural is it?
gimme a hit of that tia
puff puff pass
<waving off bong>
no, no thanks, maybe later....
