<wakes up on the pavement, a four-foot-long gray beard crawling with bugs, dirty face, clothes ragged and falling off his frail, wasted body>
Mmmm...what day is it? ****, what year
is it? Is Obama still president?
Aw, goddammit, all you people cut in front of me!!!
Hey, that word "stiff" reminds me of a joke.
What did Adam say when he first saw Eve?
Stand back, I don't know how long this thing gets!
Ha! Thank you, Glitterbag. That was the first good laugh I've had since I got in this damned line almost thirteen freaking years ago.