The Ballad of Twitter and that Billionaire Bumpkin, Elon Musk

Certainly Trump will start a gofundme site for Musk.

I had to look that up, we don't associate anywhere in America with cheese.

I don't live that far from Cheddar, and that's as cheesy as you can get.

In 1859, a South African declared himself emperor of the United States
Elon Musk wasn’t the first South African to shape the national conversation. Joshua Norton, a San Francisco cult figure, was.

On the morning of September 17, 1859, a “well-dressed and serious-looking man” walked into the offices of The San Francisco Evening Bulletin and – without explanation – handed over a document that he wished to see published. Intrigued, the paper’s editors carried a proclamation in that evening’s edition on page 3:

“At the peremptory request and desire of a large majority of the citizens of these United States, I, Joshua Norton, formerly of Algoa Bay, Cape of Good Hope, and now for the last 9 years and 10 months past of San Francisco, California, declare and proclaim myself Emperor of these United States.”