Jerry Falwell, a man of god?

If God made us, can't we all call ourselves a "Man/Woman of God?"

Hmmm?

Dyslexia - Man of God. Get your own cable show and start raking in the dough. Quick!

You can say things like:

"Ain't no JD in this here high class joint, we serve"

and

"Mr Ban it sounds like you need a hummer."

And you can sell bags of them Blue Heaven tortilla chips!

well miss all happy with herself, I can walk on water but it's only because I know where the rocks are.

Why wait for pie in the sky by and by when you die?

Send me ten dollars (cash only, no checks or money orders) and i will guaran-damn-tee your salvation.

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