'Wankers' - an exciting new addition to 'Dant's Restaurant Chain'
The Carpet Mob having noticed a great increase in the number of wankers out and about, decided to create a new style of restaurant for this growing demographic
It was designed by wankers, built by wankers, decorated by wankers and is now staffed by wankers!
Our menu is replete with words like 'Foam', 'Coulis', 'Jus', 'Plant-based meats', 'Embedded', 'Taste Sensation' and suchlike
It was a hard act to pull off, with some sticky situations on occasion, but by pulling together, the team has created a wonderful new style of dining which has to be greeted as a great outcome!