Dubious restaurant names.

Outback Steakhouse

Rustic dining out back in the alley with subdued lighting and an earthy atmosphere.

Raw Dog

Pizzoid Hut

We call it pizza, and it looks like pizza, and it's the same price as pizza, but that's where the comparison ends.

'Dant's Firebug Diner And Charcuterie'

Bookings Essential

All our cooking is done outdoors on a fresh fire started each evening; You will be sent a text message giving the location

Note: The casual lighting of secondary fires is forbidden

White Castle Diner

What we lack in size and quality, we make up in quantity, standardization, and speed.

Salman Rushdie's Persian Kebab Shack

'Dant's Creepy-Crawly Creperie'

Our crepes are made from the finest ingredients, but it is the fillings that will excite you, what with the immense range of creepy-crawlies we have on hand, their freshness, the quantity of your choice in the crepe as served, and the incredibly moderate cost per crepe

Our catch-cry is 'CREPES WITH CRUNCH'

Not only will you become a regular, these crepes will keep you regular!

KFC Kentucky Faux Chicken

It looks like chicken, and it tastes like chicken, but it's seitan.

'Dant's Roving Roadside Roadkill Rotisserie Restaurant'

At the crack of dawn our team of foragers is out and about scouring the roads and byways, collecting fresh road kill

The Roving Roadside Restaurant sets up in the middle of the search area, thereby reducing the amount of travel required to bring in the kill

Our menu changes daily

Alive Garden

You point it out in our garden, and we kill it and cook it.

Beetlejuice Inn

Vegetarian Hunters Restaurant

Still want to kill but not animals?
We'll throw the broccoli into the air. You shoot it. We cook it.

'Dant's Gluten Free Diner'

No gluten; No flavour; No texture; No 'eye-candy effect'

Just stodge, and lots of it... doesn't look much, but the servings are HUGE!

BOOKINGS ESSENTIAL

Golden Corral Arches

McDonald's teams up with Golden Corral to bring you all the crappy food you can eat for one price.

Broken Glass Burgers

'Wankers' - an exciting new addition to 'Dant's Restaurant Chain'

The Carpet Mob having noticed a great increase in the number of wankers out and about, decided to create a new style of restaurant for this growing demographic

It was designed by wankers, built by wankers, decorated by wankers and is now staffed by wankers!

Our menu is replete with words like 'Foam', 'Coulis', 'Jus', 'Plant-based meats', 'Embedded', 'Taste Sensation' and suchlike

It was a hard act to pull off, with some sticky situations on occasion, but by pulling together, the team has created a wonderful new style of dining which has to be greeted as a great outcome!

Edda's Entheogenic Establishment

Try our mushroom casserole or our Trichocereus cocktail or retire to the smoking room.

Popeyes Diner

We serve more than spinach from a can, also Spam.

'Dant's Dinosaur Diner'

Through the wonders of modern technology, 'Dant's Dinosaur Diner' has access to a never-ending supply of DNA-based dinosaur meat

That is all we serve, but in a myriad variations

Dallas Dunkin' Donuts Double Duty Patrol Police

Our friendly police sell donuts while on patrol. Help boost community relations. Just wave us down and buy a dozen.