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Dubious restaurant names.

 
 
Reply Wed 10 Aug, 2022 11:18 am
Dubious restaurant names.
You might want to skip this place or maybe not.

Example:

Moe and Curly Howard Johnson's Restaurant

Your pie may end up on your face.
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coluber2001
 
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Reply Wed 10 Aug, 2022 11:28 am
@coluber2001,
Bubba Blue's DOR* Roadside Diner

Serving only the freshest game
*(dead on road)
coluber2001
 
  1  
Reply Wed 10 Aug, 2022 12:18 pm
@coluber2001,
Wiffle House

Specializing in light, airy desserts such as beignets and cream puffs.

https://rasamalaysia.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/beignets.jpg
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tsarstepan
 
  2  
Reply Wed 10 Aug, 2022 01:11 pm
@coluber2001,
Chicken Pox Soup For the Soul
coluber2001
 
  1  
Reply Wed 10 Aug, 2022 01:46 pm
@tsarstepan,
HQ Hairy Queen
HQ, that's what we like about Texas.

an alternate lifestyle restaurant
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Wed 10 Aug, 2022 02:11 pm
@coluber2001,
coluber2001 wrote:

HQ Hairy Queen


Hairy Queen's biggest rival, Furry Queen
coluber2001
 
  2  
Reply Wed 10 Aug, 2022 02:49 pm
@tsarstepan,
Dead Lobster

If it's red it's already dead.

https://media.istockphoto.com/photos/red-lobster-picture-id140271727?k=6&m=140271727&s=170667a&w=0&h=nwZOyPSKMGEz6owk_FhrnkkFMd8gwmlrJyGmCgg83Oo=
P E Dant
 
  2  
Reply Wed 10 Aug, 2022 06:04 pm
@coluber2001,

'Dant's Kuolema Diner'

Food to die for
coluber2001
 
  1  
Reply Wed 10 Aug, 2022 06:26 pm
@P E Dant,
Hard as a Rock Cafe

Specializing in day-old french bread
coluber2001
 
  1  
Reply Thu 11 Aug, 2022 11:27 am
@coluber2001,
Pizza Hovel

Cheaper version of Pizza Hut
P E Dant
 
  2  
Reply Thu 11 Aug, 2022 06:07 pm
@coluber2001,

'Dant's Down-'N-Dirty Diner & Bar'

By not washing the dishes, we are able to reduce our prices considerably, thereby making it cheaper for you, our valued customers, to dine here regularly
coluber2001
 
  1  
Reply Fri 12 Aug, 2022 12:58 pm
@P E Dant,
Outback Steakhouse

Outdoor dining in the alley with subdued lighting and a rustic atmosphere.
tsarstepan
 
  1  
Reply Fri 12 Aug, 2022 02:16 pm
@coluber2001,
Dumpster Cafe
coluber2001
 
  1  
Reply Fri 12 Aug, 2022 02:39 pm
@tsarstepan,
Paco Bell Restaurant

Listen to live, baroque music while dining on fine Mexican food. Our small ensembles play popular works while you eat, such as Vilvaldi's Four Seasons, Bach's Brandenburg concertos, and the titular Pachelbel Canon.
P E Dant
 
  1  
Reply Fri 12 Aug, 2022 06:25 pm
@coluber2001,

'Dant's Take-It-Or-Leave-It Takeaway'

Note: We do not have a menu - You order by number of serves, you pay, then you can take it or leave it... noneverminds to us, we'll just sell it again
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coluber2001
 
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Reply Sat 13 Aug, 2022 11:22 am
Hell's Kitchen Restaurant*

Our waiters may not sing, but they'll cuss you out if you hold your fork wrong, order the wrong wine, or ask for salt. Think of it as a learning experience.

*Not associated with the Gordian Ramsay restaurants of the same name.
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farmerman
 
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Reply Sat 13 Aug, 2022 03:29 pm
Chez What?

A real soul food joint in Chicago-town
P E Dant
 
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Reply Sat 13 Aug, 2022 06:40 pm
@farmerman,

'Dant's Mystery Meat Meals & Constipatorium'

We at Dant's Mystery Meats are fully committed to 'whole-of-animal' use and the circular economy

To that end, we arranged for a weekly container shipment direct from the Wuhan Wet Market to our distribution centre... we accept whatever is sent, and use the lot! We do say, however, that among the cuts of meat we receive are some that our Chefs know not wot of, but, undaunted, they continue to create delicious, nutritious and cheap meals for our discerning clientele

We then pack the container with solids from the Constipatorium, and send it back to Wuhan, where it is spread over the fields and forests, to provide food and such for the native wildlife, which is then predated, and so on and so forth

♪ ♫ ♪ We provide soft tissues, bidets and fluffy towels,
You provide the contents of your roiling, boiling bowels!
Constipated clients are given 'special' treats,
And become crap-happy customers of 'Dant's Mystery Meats' ♪ ♫ ♪

Positions Vacant: Due to a huge increase in business, there is a permanent Turd Turner position available at the Constipatorium

Apply in person, ready for an immediate start
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coluber2001
 
  1  
Reply Sat 13 Aug, 2022 08:37 pm
IHOP International House of Prunes

Make us your regular restaurant
coluber2001
 
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Reply Sun 14 Aug, 2022 11:16 am
@coluber2001,
Wurst Haus German Restaurant

Don't ask what's in our sausages and we won't tell.
 

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