I would happily live in that perpetual plague.
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Newsies with their stupid hats, songs and dances. I'm not against unionizing but I am for bringing in the Pinkerton thugs to shut them up.
X-rated wind chimes. Where all the board members of the HOA (homeowners association) all suffer immediate collective aneurysms when they're put into public view. Will someone PLEASE THINK OF THE PROPERTY VALUES?!