@izzythepush,
Better a nutjob than a tool of the state.
Yeah, I've noticed you loud protests, whenever I say something interesting.
"Pay no attention to that idiot!"
"What nonsense! Nobody sensible should believe that!"
Etc.
If you're gonna be a intelligence agent responsible for covering things up, you have to be a little less conspicuous, and try a bit harder to actually dispute my claims. Right now, it's as though you're saying "PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE MAN BEHIND THE CURTAIN!" Yeah, we can all see that guy, if we actually look.
You might as well be sitting at a bar in a black suit and sunglasses, talking into a watch.
So, again. Pork is just meat, and anyone who thinks that is crazy is obviously a spy.