Peanut butter can stick to the top of your Bare a$$, if you eat it too slow.
I prefer jelly it so much more E_____ when dieting.
I prefer jelly it so much more esoteric when dieting.
Rubbing F___ on your hands can make them feel soft.
Rubbing Frozen offal on your hands can make them feel soft.
combing G_______ through your hair makes it limp!
combing Geritol through your hair makes it limp!
I love it when my dog F_______ when we go for a walk.
I love it when my dog freezes when we go for a walk. I like making my cat r as well.
I like making my cat recite Shakespeare as well.
Everyone needs a good Y___ to hold on to.
Everyone needs a good youth to hold on to.
Old age often brings nothing but h
Old age often brings nothing but holograms.
Spending too much W____________ is never fun.
Spending too much Wonka vouchers is never fun
The fun is enjoying spending the Wonka vouchers on the q
The fun is spending the Wonka vouchers on the quagga-races.
You may win a h if you go to the races.
you may win a hamster if you go to the races
Whilst bettin at the races, the jockey may have a
k____________ during the main race
Whilst bettin at the races, the jockey may have a
kermit sandwich during the main race
But after the race, they prefer the company of J____.
But after the race, they prefer the company of Jesuits.
However, they soon go to the pub and order some c
But after the race, they prefer the company of jack daniels.
The horse, on the other hand, prefers the company of m_____________.
The horse, on the other hand, prefers the company of mares.
When mares are broody, they often eat h_____
When mares are broody, they often eat halibut.
I am told it has something to do with the m... in their ears.
I am told it has somthing to do with the mere in their ears.
This is because they are seahorses and surf all day looking for g......
This is because they are seahorses and surf all day looking for green jellyfish.
The jellyfish, of course, would much rather prefer to ____
The jellyfish, of course, would much rather prefer to grow legs.
They are quite envious of Q____
They are quite envious of Queen Elizabeth II.
Although she has a lot of money, she is apparently quite a cheap D_____
