Yesterday a rain soaked dolphin followed me home
Everytime I eat K_____ i get heartburn
Yesterday a rutabaga followed me home.
Sneezing while ______________ can be mysteriously fun.
Every time I eat kettles I get heartburn.
Sneezing while snoozing can be mysteriously fun.
Bestiality is easier with T...
Bestiality is easier with Tomato juice.
I always love to S____ when I first get up.
I always love to SPRINGCLEAN when I first get up.
When R......ing a sheep, you should be careful.
When Ruining a sheep, you should be careful.
Crackers and g___ go great with milk.
Crackers and guano go great with milk.
I prefer spaghetti and S____.
I prefer spaghetti and Soot.
The bed sheets were cleaned with J____.
The bed sheets were cleaned with Jameson's whiskey.
My pillows are stuffed with M-----.
My pillows are stuffed with Marshmallows
I like to r______ before I go to bed
I like to rest before I go to bed.
The full moon is really made of G_____, which expains the yellow glow.
The full moon is really made of glowworms, which expains the yellow glow.
barefootTia's favourite pastime of a Saturday night is S________
barefootTia's favourite pastime of a Saturday night is strutting through WalMart with little paper thingies on her shoulders.
The real cause of F_________ is the lack of money
barefootTia's favourite pastime of a Saturday night is sipping margaritas.
Clary loves to play a game called B_____, because it's so relaxing.
barefootTia was pipped ;-)
The real cause of fingernail biting is lack of money.
Cricket is a game played by G----------
Cricket is a game played by giraffes when thier neck gets a kink.
Sometimes a good w---- is the answer to everything.
Sometimes a good workout is the answer to everything.
She had her k-------- off in short order.
She had her knickers off in short order.
A way to a man's B____ is through his stomach.
A way to a man's biceps is through his stomach.
Two persons on one L_____________ can only mean trouble.
