nimh wrote:A pigeon once shat on my head ... nasty business. Do you think it did it on purpose? Perhaps she was not partial to men...
Birds hate me, especially seagulls.
I was getting out of a car once, both arms streched out, you know, one toward the door I was opening, the other pushing me out of the car. This f-ing seagull strafed me from the tip of one finger, to the tip of the other, including arms shoulders, head and part of my face. I wanted to turn myself inside out to get away from myself.
Once while fishing, the fish came to the surface and another f-ing seagull swooped it up and into the air. I fought with it for a while, but damn, they are strong! And nasty!
In the space of three days I was
1. Attacked by a starling (oh, you just got too close to its nest. Well why didn't it attack all the other people that just walked in the same place)?
2. Dive bombed by a crow or raven that swooped down off of a church.
3. Got to work, walked into the conference room, and had another starling, who had gotten in there apparantly overnight, flap and flutter right into my face.
Someone told me after that birds doing that in threes means someone close to you is going to die.
thanks
I hate birds.
Nimh... 
