What if those ideas are 'right'?
Hey, even if those ideas are right, it wouldn't change the fact that you are ALIVE !
I mean this is the most caring way:
You need a smack on the ass Josh
Seriously, think of how great it is:
To wake up in the morning and take a ****. Oh so pleasurable
To be able to taste Tequila. Oh that's a fun feeling.
To play with your balls and feel all tingly. I don't know how that feels actually, since I don't have balls, but I gather guys love it.
To be lucky enough to have me respond to something i've gotten stoned over, again and again.
....Gee, I hope other people respond!.........