Granddaughter's 1st birthday: What to put on a shirt?

I would have thought that by now, everyone would confer with you about what they can do or not do, just for some peace and quiet. Just let everybody know that if you are even a tad miffed, you will spread news of the disgrace far and wide.

I know, it's not like they're getting her prepped for the best preschool to get her to Hahvahd.

I have 99 problems, and none of them are are about trifling twaddle like that. Gama needs to remember the reason for the family celebration.