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Tue 26 Jul, 2005 04:01 am
Make it profound, profane, yet practical.
For example:
Sharpening your fingers will make it easier to pick your teeth.
A zebra in your pocket will eventually cause an inexplicable offensive odor.
PS Welcome to A2K AllThisBeauty, sorry I didn't get a chance to welcome you earlier.
Thanks for the welcome, jespah.
Never eating again will save you money.
If you super glue your keys to your forehead, you will never lose them.
When in doubt - temporize.
a friend in need is a pest.
If you never urinate, you can save hundreds on toilet paper
never count your bridges until you burn your chickens.
Not bathing lowers your water bill
Permanently turning off the water in your home will prevent floods.
A bird in the hand will eventually crap on you.
A broad mind is politically incorrect.
Gnawing your arm off will get you out of handcuffs.
Reach deep into your pockets, but help no one.
banging your head off the wall will cause your headache to get worse
Be strong during adversity, but take a leak first.
if you are afraid of heights, dont ever stand up.
Bare your soul for your loved one, but only in exchange for sex.
He who laughs last, didn't get the joke.
If you dont like yourself, just remember, there are many people who share that same opinion.
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