Necessary Anti-Terror Tips...

Now I'm prepared for the Florida trip, thank you uncle Slappy, thank you.

I'm here to help.

thanks Slap, I now feel fully informed, as well as greatly amused at the possibilities that could be ahead.

My friend needs one more tip.

TO: Dept of Homeland Security:

Dear Sirs,
I am writing to you for further instructions as to what the next step is for
me to take in protecting my family from possible attacks by terrorists. I
have my duck taped.... now what?

Go to the store, and purchase large quantities of water and bread.

Hey, thanks a million Slappy. I think everyone needs to know how to protect themselves.