@thebobeternal,
What's the point? Why not a wrestling match, with fans grunting like apes sound effects?
YOU might like to watch the battle of the bozo's, but I'm interested in the future of this country. I think you should check to see if Geraldo or some of the other clowns who pander to the desperate are hosting some sort of tractor pull for the masses. Why not Carrot Top, for Christs sake.