False (but as soon as he's down for his nap I will be!)
You are still stuck on some Stinker clues?
False (completed

)
You have won a prize from Lovatts.
Whaaa?

Finished???
False, no prize...yet.
You don't bother with Starhunts?
False (I do all Lovatts magazines, big and small)
You don't doing like sudoku's
True! I am not fond of it. But play if you wish!
You have been to an island
Numerous.
You'd love Hillary Clinton as your next President.
As much as I'd like hemmoroids for my next itch.
You are involved in some sort of mystery
Only the mystery of where that musty smell in my cellar comes from.
You think all politicians are self-serving hypocrites.
Not in the least, they do come across as double dealing, grinning lying, false accounting charlatans, but it's possible they are given a stamp with those attributes at birth.
You think Genghis Khan would be the man to have at the helm of all countries.
False. Timur Leng.
You are a softhearted liberal.
False
You have several items of historical value which you would never throw in a skip.
True
You always tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.
True
(Except when I'm telling porkies

)
You have several marsupials in your country.
Very few
You often tell porkies.
True.
{Doesn't it have a sound reasoning}
You have never used elephant droppings to enhance the blooms on your roses and flowers.
True.
You always hold the door open for the ladies.
True
You are always smartly dressed
False
You are still a bit tired.
False (fresh as a daisy

)
You have no more crossword puzzles to complete.