True, I keep a massive brass drum on a pedestal by my arm chair, I beat the **** out of it whenever the mood takes me. I also have an antique bull-horn bolted to the undercarriage of my car, which I press nonchalantly at red lights and intersections, and then turn around like everybody else to act non-plus at the situation. Then there is the bugle, I play the bugle in bed at 6am every morning to wake myself up. My wife, becomes agitated and confused at this practice which she has never got used to after all these years. Oh yes and when I am coming downstairs I carry a battery operated hi-fi on my shoulder and play a large selection of rap music at full belt, I also jigaboo to the rap and wear brightly coloured funny shirts, Hawaiian shorts and Texas cowboy boots.
I also have this habit of singing quite merrily, my favourite piece at present go's something like:-
I was gonna make love to you
Then I got high
I was gonna clean the car
Then I got high
I was gonna pay some bills
Give myself so many thrills
Then I got high, then I got high,
Then I got high.
I was just gonna write some more
But I got high
I was gonna write some more
But I got high
Oh I got high, oh I got high, Oh I got high..
You become agitated when spiders clonk across a wooden floor sounding like all their legs are attached to hob nail boots?
False. (Have you been drinking mate? No it can't be. to early in the morning

)
You are your neighbours pet.
Morning Dutchy........... :wink:
I don't have any neighbours mate, they all move away and leave empty property, nobody appears to want to live in them either, .....I wonder why
You wished you lived next door to me, if only for a little while.
Morning Mathos, someone wants to visit your cave in a black petticoat. :wink:
Did you see the Aussies win the big race at Ascot? They will be back on Saturday, back it mate, they will make it a double. My mate Lee Freedman is the trainer, and when he says go, you can put your house on it!
True
You have an occasional flutter.
True..
Mate of mine is a professional gambler, he appears to make it pay, I have followed him at times and had a few good wins, then they start losing and I don't like that, I suppose I'm about even all round, but unless you're prepared to stick to a format like he does...No Ta!
I might take your advice on the Aussies though and ghave a few quid..
You feel sorry for me, being swamped by all of these dames wanting to be seduced in my cave

:wink:
(CUL8R mate)
True
I'm sure you can handle yourself admirably.
True.
I'm sure you've missed my presence on the threads.
Very true
You are happy to be back home again.
True, though the joy of returning is only surpassed by the joy of leaving again on another trip into the unknown!
You are settling in for the winter.
Unfortunately yes. (Very cold for the last few days)
You have a lot of work to catch up.
true... but i'm taking June off... i'll start in July!!!
you never put things off for later
Both...All work no play etcetera etcetera and so forth.
You are now fully retired and can enjoy the fruits of your labour, a bit like aidan and the other two kids that come on here to play. :wink:
True
You will be glued to your Telly this weekend.
False
You will be glued to your beach chair this weekend.
False (winter here)
You will be trying to get a good sun tan this summer.
True
You will building a snowman with Michael this weekend.
False (Never snows where I live)
You are playing music whilst posting on a2k
False, my toddler has Maisy on TV.
You are drinking while your posting on the forums.
True (coffee!)
You are completing some crosswords this morning.