True
There are no twins in your family
True! Though I have an Uncle who has twin girls.
Twins fascinate you.
True
You have no children of your own.
False! I have a son who is a college graduate.
You like "real life" crime dramas.
True
You are against the death penalty no matter how serious the crime.
True. St Augustine said I should be.
Are you named for a saint?
True. (Saint Lucia of World Cricket Cup fame)
You are a member of the British Aristocracy.
Obviously. How else would I have been aware of the significance, in terms of good breeding and gentlemanly behaviour, of the sort of base and flagrant cheating which the victorious team had engaged in and also the foolishness in that not only was it unnecessary to win the match but that it had no chance of escaping the notice of cricket lovers the world over. Australia ought to be ashamed of their team as we all were when a similar incident took place here and which it is now a breach of decorum to mention.
You are a member of that class of persons, which I won't label, who think that winning is the only thing that matters.
Absolutely correct and proud of it. "Come on Aussie come on".
You are pretty pissed off because the"Colonials" have done you like a turkey dinner.
Not at all. I don't follow that party which tries a tad too hard. It sort of signifies an inferiority complex so the psychologists say. In Union parlance they are rate busters. They'll break their back to please. They do do.
I hope your rate busters thrash our rate busters all the time and I can't understand why you don't think the same.
You have been a mascot or a cheerleader to a sports team of lunky, sweaty sandwich board men who presumably would start stabbing the opposition with the stumps if there were no umpires and rules which means umpires and rules were invented to control your party and thus you invented umpires and rules. Thank you very much.
One of the most important developments in this country regarding sport is having the ability to applaud the winners.
I saw some scant issues on the news regarding the Oz lads supposedly roughing the wicket up as they were batting. Considering the game was well and truly won, it is difficult to for me to accept that they would stoop to such tactics for gain of any kind, how could they? Perhaps they were having a bit of fun in their jubilance at having played so well?
If I had been in their position I would have been doing summersaults in my jock strap and yodelling down my tool like the village idiot once did in Croston Lancashire when they won the annual tug of war competition against a whole bus load of idiots from Skipton in Yorkshire.
Now lets face it Spendi, we were well and truly trounced by the Ozzaroo's and lost the ashes which we had previously regained after abysmal displays in what is one of our National sports. We should be ashamed of our cricketers. In fact, I would, if I had the power, which may one day be available, had them birched on the field for their disgusting performance and nonchalant attitude.
TRUE OR FALSE SPENDI.
You are now prepared to accept that we were beaten by a team which has shook the cricketing world with their performance of late.
No. We were beaten by a tean of rate-busting sandwich-board men at the game of rate-busting. Only teams of drink befuddled sportsmen should be allowed to play the sacred game of cricket. Anybody who goes to bed before 4 am should be disqualified automatically.
Actually, our defeat is a victory for the goofing off party as Mr Flintoff has proved.
Six more pints waiter please! It's only a game with girls for prizes traditionally. In its pure form. In the old days if you bowled jaffas at the Squire you ended up cleaning the shithouses out and in those days that was a bit much. On the other hand if you bowled him long hops at a gentle pace you could soon be head gardener and have permission to dine with the maidservants.
Anybody cheating would be in the stocks for a week.
Have you ever cheated at anyting in your life Spendius?
If so what........................
I've talked my way out of some difficult situations with my word-spinning skills and I suppose that could be classed as cheating and I've used the same skills to talk my way into some very pleasant situations which, on reflection, I didn't really deserve to enjoy. That is certainly cheating and I'm deeply ashamed of myself for having taken advantage of innocence in such a base way.
Should I be ashamed of myself?
Yes, you are correct in feeling ashamed of yourself, but that is not enough, you should be suspended naked from the bough of an old oak tree, whilst the women from the village kick and thrash you mercilessly for two days and nights.
Would you like me to record the event and display the same on You Tube?
True
You will carry out your threat.
False. I never made any threat so I can hardly say "true" can I?
You often forget that there are other people on here.
False
You secretly like Mathos.
True! Beneath that manly idealism likes a real sweetie.
You enjoy being picked on
Depends on who is doing the picking
You limit your A2K time to 10 minutes per day.
