True or False Game

false, I prefer male dancers without fans.

You have never been to a strip show.

false

You have seen the 'Thunder from down under".

Luckily, false, since I don't know what it would be - a monstrous fart?


You have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord;
He is trampling out the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored;
He hath loosed the fateful lightning of His terrible swift sword;
His truth is marching on.

True, I normally do after half a dozen beers.

You are going to church today.

(Thunder from down under are an all Australian male dance and strip group usually performing to a female audience in Las Vegas)

False, I am not a Christian.


You enjoy the virtuous feeling you get after going to church.

Absolutely

You have seen the light as far as religion goes.

Seen the light? Depends where you're looking from, I think. I'm a fundamentalist agnostic.


You have been to church today.

False! Buddhists don't have churches


You are a follower of Reverand Edward

You must be joking, I don't follow anybody.


You are afraid of the dark.

huh? how can you be afraid of your best bud'

you don't like to be alone at night with complete silence and noone to stop you from crying all over the poor pillow

True



You have not had much experience in life.

False.

You remember your schooldays with affection.

True,

You know 5 generations of your ancestors

False.

Who on earth would want to know that lot? As most people are complete plonkers it stands to reason that one's forbears were mainly plonkers unless the particular family tree under scrutiny just happened to be one that was devoid of plonkers, which is statistically very unlikely. Once one has thus discovered that one's family tree is riddled with plonkers of most stripes it is an easy logical step to wondering whether or not one might be a plonker oneself. There are 32 in this case so if you have a look at the next 32 you see you'll get an idea. It's 64 if you go back one more generation. After that it starts spiralling out of control and you go daft. My Mum and Dad were both plonkers so I have no need to investigate any further.

You're always burning your fingers when you're cooking.

False

I never cook you blithering gormless idiotic oink, what on earth do you think wives are for?


You wish you had a decent level of intelligence.

True.

You would consider wearing a wig.

False

You love body piercings.

False.

You have a tattoo

False

You have long brown hair

False. I have medium length curly black hair with traces of grey due to the tribulations of life, about which I could do nothing, and ideal for twirling round the fingers of those cynics who take advantage of extreme sensitivity to having it pulled.

You have no female siblings.