NOYB
You like to wear pink ties at Easter
True
You were a stripper once.
False
You like to wear women's underwear when you go to the pub
True. Especially during the summer when I also wear a light frock.
Your hair is a mess right now.
It is not!
It's snowing out your way.
False (101 degrees here)
You loving singing in the shower.
false
You always shave your legs in the shower.
False
You have a shower twice a day.
As a rule false! Once a day usually suits me -- unless I get really dirty somehow...
You love to cook.
True (BBQ in particular)
You read lengthy novels.
False.
You do cartwheels when you're excited.
Yep in the nude, you know I do and you promised not to tell anybody!
You still have my initials tatooed on your thigh.
False! I had them lasered ogg weeks ago.
You secretly wonder what I look like.
Nope, I just continue to get aroused by your avatar, as usual.
You are intimidated by my loins.
False
You enjoy a good laugh.
False! I am partial to frowning and being morose.
You are part Egyptian.
False
You like the serious side of life.
True! But only if I can find some humor in it.
You enjoy having your feet massaged.
False
You like the outdoor life.
Indeed I do! I love camping, running on the beach, hiking. Of course, you can do these things indoors but it's not the same.
You are fond of miniature collies.
