false
You go the circus everytime it comes to town.
True, but only a ticker-tape parade
You once owned a false ID
true
You have never lied about your age.
True
You break the rules occasionally.
true
You mark off everyday on your calendar.
False (wouldn't even know the date today

)
You live by a tight schedule.
Somewhat. (Self induced though)
You are enjoying your retirement.
False, I have many years to go before I can retire.
You wish there were more hours in a day.
False! 24 is more than sufficient.
You wish you worked less.
During the winter months I do, it is ridiculous having to put everything away at four o'clock in the afternoon and talking to squirrels doesn't help either.
You would like to develop a system of education that would 'shock the world?'
True! Any system of education that actually works for everyone would shock the world.
You never went to college.
True.
You are proficient in scuba diving.
True
You like all types of sport
(Hi Mathos)
Sure do..
Hi Dutchy, just going to watch 2nd half of Bolton v Chelsea game mate..Catch you later.
You are still in need of a great deal of rain I understand?
Very True
It is dark and cold in your part of the world.
Not here in Southern California! Warm and sunshine!
You don't like to get up in the morning.
False (always up at the crack of dawn)
You like to relax with a good book.
True.
You like receiving emails.
Only if they're from you, dahlink...
You wear running shoes with your dress pants.
Yes three at a time.
You make cooing sounds during foreplay.