It's kind of true these past 3 years since my home computer went kaput. I'm slowly in the process of fixing that but am stuck/procrastinating at lifting the credit score freeze on all 4 credit agencies so I can buy a new laptop from Dell.
You turned your rotten jack-o-lantern into compost this week.
Allegedly, I am a descendent of John Winthrop, the first governor of the Massachusetts Bay Colony. But you have to take the word of an unknown company that claims to have investigated my family's family tree (a gift given to my grandparents on their 50th wedding anniversary).