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Limericks Of Protest

 
 
Region Philbis
 
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Reply Thu 11 May, 2023 10:12 am
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13 counts for George Santos, how odd.
Money laundering, theft, wire fraud,
Two counts of lying…
Meanwhile he’s crying
“It’s a Witch Hunt” like Trump is by God!

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People I know didn't like
CNN giving Trump open mike.
Airtime for his cult
Is perhaps the result
Of the Hollywood writers strike.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Tue 30 May, 2023 01:44 pm
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While a Debt Ceiling deal has been struck,
Passing Congress may still take some luck.
Each political faction
Wants some kind of action
Before Social Security checks are unstuck.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Thu 1 Jun, 2023 05:44 pm
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When the Debt Ceiling tops off the list
Finger pointing is hard to resist.
But it's time someone said it,
We're a nation on credit
Spending money that does not exist.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Fri 9 Jun, 2023 04:17 am
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Guest of Honor, one should be delighted
Attending a party when one is invited.
Little innocent lamb, he
Will go to Miami.
In other words, he’s been indicted.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Sat 5 Aug, 2023 07:57 am
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A new indictment today, can you guess?
Conspiracy to defraud the U.S.!
Another grand jury
To invoke Donald’s fury
WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS NO LESS!
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Mon 23 Oct, 2023 06:12 am
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Still no Speaker, start over again.
Nine candidates, possibly ten.
The message they're sending:
Federal spending
Will run out long before then.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Mon 30 Oct, 2023 04:57 am
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There was a gun lover in Maine
Who wanted to cause too much pain.
13 wounded, 18 dead
But let’s talk instead
About Second Amendment again.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Sun 12 Nov, 2023 07:59 am
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The Pentagon again has a long list
Of promotions held up by Congress.
You know an Uber will
Get further than Tuberville.
Anti-Woke is more important than progress.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Tue 5 Dec, 2023 04:22 am
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A man of great power and wealth
Would protect his own freedom and health.
And thus it is evident,
He must become President
If only to pardon himself.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Mon 19 Feb, 2024 11:30 am
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There’s that man who simply can’t lose!
(If you think otherwise, that’s Fake News.)
When his fortunes seem bleaker
He shows up with a sneaker,
Selling four hundred dollar clown shoes!
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Sun 25 Feb, 2024 07:37 am
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If one took embryos and then chilled them
Alabama considers them children.
Even though they're not viable
The state could be liable
If act of God or blackout then killed them.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Thu 9 May, 2024 05:49 am
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Neither Joe nor Don would finish a term.
Robert said that they're old and infirm.
He seems a bit critical,
Or perhaps parasitical.
Did he learn that from Dad, or the worm?
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Fri 31 May, 2024 01:14 pm
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He will now cast himself as a martyr.
He always claimed he was smarter.
And there, on the bench,
He raised such a stench
His legal team knows he’s a farter
.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Sun 8 Sep, 2024 10:27 am
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Liz Cheney and her father Dick
Say which candidate they will pick.
Trump called him a RINO
But both you and I know
January 6th made them sick!
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Thu 24 Oct, 2024 05:42 am
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The candidate’s mind in the gutter,
His campaign is all bluster and sputter,
Serving up fries,
He’s in awe of the size
Of the late Arnold Palmer’s putter.
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