Limericks Of Protest

He’s proved to his base that he’s tough,
It seems finally that he’s had enough.
But he’s not a quitter
And he’ll say so on Twitter
Till his small hands are locked in a cuff.

According to rantings and tweets
About his own (and soon Georgia) defeats
He’s priming ignition
Of overt sedition.
Amateurs, please stay off the streets.

Texas has gas which it uses
For power ‘till cold pops their fuses.
Folk claim wind and solar
Won’t work when it’s polar
But you can’t heat your home with excuses.

The President was heard to say
Vaccines for all by the end of May.
That’s good to know,
One year ago
We were told it would just go away.

According to rantings and tweets
About his own (and soon Georgia) defeats
He’s priming ignition
Of overt sedition.
Amateurs, please stay off the streets.

A hypothesis that ought to be tested:
If his victim survived being arrested
Would a jury find fault
With Chauvin’s assault?
Or would he get off like most of the rest did?

A minority found most displeasing
The results from last election season.
The Capitol fights
Weren't 1st amendment rights.
Call it by name. It was treason

Long weekend and cookouts aside
Memorial Day’s American Pride.
I’m not sure what that’s for
Are we proud of the wars
In which so many soldiers have died?

Rudy's New York law license suspended.
His legal career good as ended
A word to the wise:
Don't get caught spreading lies,
Don't defend those whom you have befriended.

Today, Trump Organization to be indicted.
About time, but don’t get excited:
The crimes are financial
And nothing substantial
Like answering for the riot he incited.

West Virginia’s built mainly on coal.
That tradition is Joe Manchin’s goal.
Power that’s clean
Is not what I mean
But burn what comes out of the hole.

There once was a man in Nantucket
Whose poll numbers really did suck it
At least he is not that orange Pol Pot
Who ate all of his meals from a bucket

Omicron: the Grecian ‘O’ letter.
This variant: another go-getter.
The odds from Las Vegas
Says we’ll pass the Omegas.
Apparently we do not know better.

A spy might have secrets to chew.
If you burn stuff it goes up the flue.
But leave it to Donnie
With the gold plated johnny
To flush documents down the loo.

Republican M. Taylor Greene,
Congress’s Q-Anon queen,
Comes off quite macho
About Pelosi’s gazpacho.
“No soup for you!” know what I mean?

Putin and cronies with their billions
Don’t give a damn for the millions.
Gas, germs, uranium
May kill the Ukrainians.
There’s no profit in saving civilians.

Missing phone records does not confer guilt,
Who knows what evidence would be spilt.
But it really takes balls
To say Trump made no calls:
That’s just not the way he is built.

A ‘leaked’ document from Supreme Court:
Roe v Wade they are going to abort.
If ‘Freedom of Choice’
Is worth raising your voice
Then do so, this isn’t a sport.