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Limericks Of Protest

 
 
Region Philbis
 
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Reply Tue 24 Nov, 2020 07:24 am
Quote:
He’s proved to his base that he’s tough,
It seems finally that he’s had enough.
But he’s not a quitter
And he’ll say so on Twitter
Till his small hands are locked in a cuff.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Sun 3 Jan, 2021 08:19 am
Quote:
According to rantings and tweets
About his own (and soon Georgia) defeats
He’s priming ignition
Of overt sedition.
Amateurs, please stay off the streets.
Region Philbis
 
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Reply Thu 18 Feb, 2021 02:59 pm
Quote:
Texas has gas which it uses
For power ‘till cold pops their fuses.
Folk claim wind and solar
Won’t work when it’s polar
But you can’t heat your home with excuses.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Wed 3 Mar, 2021 06:44 am
Quote:
The President was heard to say
Vaccines for all by the end of May.
That’s good to know,
One year ago
We were told it would just go away.
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eurocelticyankee
 
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Reply Wed 3 Mar, 2021 09:21 am
@Region Philbis,
From Jan 3rd.

Region Philbis wrote.
Quote:
According to rantings and tweets
About his own (and soon Georgia) defeats
He’s priming ignition
Of overt sedition.
Amateurs, please stay off the streets.



Bravo, Nostradamus eat your heart out.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Wed 21 Apr, 2021 05:37 am
Quote:
A hypothesis that ought to be tested:
If his victim survived being arrested
Would a jury find fault
With Chauvin’s assault?
Or would he get off like most of the rest did?
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Sat 29 May, 2021 08:47 am
Quote:
A minority found most displeasing
The results from last election season.
The Capitol fights
Weren't 1st amendment rights.
Call it by name. It was treason
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Tue 1 Jun, 2021 04:32 am
Quote:
Long weekend and cookouts aside
Memorial Day’s American Pride.
I’m not sure what that’s for
Are we proud of the wars
In which so many soldiers have died?
glitterbag
 
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Reply Tue 1 Jun, 2021 02:25 pm
@Region Philbis,
I love sealpoets limericks ..... he's so creative.
Region Philbis
 
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Reply Fri 25 Jun, 2021 06:24 am
@glitterbag,
Quote:
Rudy's New York law license suspended.
His legal career good as ended
A word to the wise:
Don't get caught spreading lies,
Don't defend those whom you have befriended.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Thu 1 Jul, 2021 01:39 pm
Quote:
Today, Trump Organization to be indicted.
About time, but don’t get excited:
The crimes are financial
And nothing substantial
Like answering for the riot he incited.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Wed 20 Oct, 2021 06:27 am
Quote:
West Virginia’s built mainly on coal.
That tradition is Joe Manchin’s goal.
Power that’s clean
Is not what I mean
But burn what comes out of the hole.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Thu 25 Nov, 2021 01:37 pm
Colbert wrote:
There once was a man in Nantucket
Whose poll numbers really did suck it
At least he is not that orange Pol Pot
Who ate all of his meals from a bucket
The Anointed
 
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Reply Thu 25 Nov, 2021 04:41 pm
@Region Philbis,
There once was a woman from Sydney
Who donated one of her Kidneys?
But the bloke who received it
Who did not really need it,
Rejected the kidney from Sydney, didn’t he?
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Sun 28 Nov, 2021 08:59 am
Quote:
Omicron: the Grecian ‘O’ letter.
This variant: another go-getter.
The odds from Las Vegas
Says we’ll pass the Omegas.
Apparently we do not know better
.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Sat 12 Feb, 2022 11:09 am
Quote:
A spy might have secrets to chew.
If you burn stuff it goes up the flue.
But leave it to Donnie
With the gold plated johnny
To flush documents down the loo.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Sun 13 Feb, 2022 07:07 am
Quote:
Republican M. Taylor Greene,
Congress’s Q-Anon queen,
Comes off quite macho
About Pelosi’s gazpacho.
“No soup for you!” know what I mean?
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Sat 12 Mar, 2022 07:02 am
Quote:
Putin and cronies with their billions
Don’t give a damn for the millions.
Gas, germs, uranium
May kill the Ukrainians.
There’s no profit in saving civilians.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Sat 2 Apr, 2022 05:29 am
Quote:
Missing phone records does not confer guilt,
Who knows what evidence would be spilt.
But it really takes balls
To say Trump made no calls:
That’s just not the way he is built.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Tue 3 May, 2022 09:59 am
Quote:
A ‘leaked’ document from Supreme Court:
Roe v Wade they are going to abort.
If ‘Freedom of Choice’
Is worth raising your voice
Then do so, this isn’t a sport.
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