Limericks Of Protest

The manifesto gave us a taste:
Fear of White Privilege laid to waste.
So he brought his war
To a grocery store.
Ten Black Lives will not be replaced.

State of Texas, country USA
Hosts the convention of the NRA.
Proposed: arming each school,
But only a fool
Would think guns will make guns go away.

When Virginia Lamp met Clarence Thomas
She thought he showed some promise.
Now he is a jurist
And she’s MAGA purist.
Trump lost and she’s Doubting Thomas.

“Established law” is now in suspension.
Next up, equal marriage, contraception.
Your rights being blocked
But if you feel shocked
You haven’t been paying attention.

Steve Bannon has offered to squeal,
The presiding judge says ‘no deal’,
Bannon’s not exempt
From the charge of contempt.
His testimony would be surreal.

A party. "It'll be wild!" You're invited.
Guest of honor reported delighted.
We'll hear at the hearing
If he was actually cheering
The violence he had incited.

From the hearing, said matter of fact,
“President Trump did not fail to act…”
Rep. Kinzinger spoke,
Connect gun with the smoke,
Concluding “…he chose not to act.”

Trump was in DC espousing
Four more years in government housing.
This time D.O.J.
Might give him a stay
For the mayhem that he was arousing.

Mark Meadows burned papers, oh my gosh!
Missing texts, what are they trying to quash?
And they all have good lawyers
And they’re all good Tom Sawyers
With offenses they need to white-wash.

Alex Jones must have soiled his trousers.
4.1 million dollars fine, wowsers!
The Jan 6 Committee
Gets his texts, it’s a pity
No one’s asked for his internet browsers.

They say we’re a nation of laws
Searches need probable cause.
When we find what’s inside
Try to be dignified.
No cheering, refrain from applause.

Mar-a-Lago affidavit enacted
For which the FBI reacted
In which ███ shown
█████████ known
█████████████████ redacted.

Graham and Hawley on that red meat diet:
Predicting the MAGATs will riot
If the ex is indicted.
A riot they’ve incited:
It would happen even if they kept quiet.

Folders clearly marked Classified.
Just like Ex-45's pride.
Appointed Special Master:
Their job will be faster
If Ex shows there's nothing inside.

Souvenirs are for the sentimental.
Classified? Let’s not be judgmental:
When he’s angry, we find
Declassify with his mind.
Does this mean he is temper mental?

Taking Supreme Court for a ride?
Be disappointed if Trump hadn’t tried.
And only a purist
Thinks an impartial jurist
Would have Ginni Thomas as a bride.

Having won the coveted Heisman
Doesn’t make Herschel Walker a wise man.
And even his kid
Doesn't like what he did.
Why he is not more despised, man?

The witness was told ‘move this box’,
And DOJ is still missing some docs.
A hoarding disorder
Calls for a search order
And Mar-a-Lago is changing the locks.

Sore loser election deniers
Preemptively fanning the fires,
Raising objections
To this year's elections
Before voting even transpires.