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Limericks Of Protest

 
 
Region Philbis
 
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Reply Tue 17 May, 2022 10:52 am
Quote:
The manifesto gave us a taste:
Fear of White Privilege laid to waste.
So he brought his war
To a grocery store.
Ten Black Lives will not be replaced.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Sat 28 May, 2022 07:32 am
Quote:
State of Texas, country USA
Hosts the convention of the NRA.
Proposed: arming each school,
But only a fool
Would think guns will make guns go away.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Sat 28 May, 2022 08:32 am
Quote:
When Virginia Lamp met Clarence Thomas
She thought he showed some promise.
Now he is a jurist
And she’s MAGA purist.
Trump lost and she’s Doubting Thomas.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Sat 25 Jun, 2022 11:19 am
Quote:
“Established law” is now in suspension.
Next up, equal marriage, contraception.
Your rights being blocked
But if you feel shocked
You haven’t been paying attention.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Tue 12 Jul, 2022 04:54 am
Quote:
Steve Bannon has offered to squeal,
The presiding judge says ‘no deal’,
Bannon’s not exempt
From the charge of contempt.
His testimony would be surreal.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Fri 22 Jul, 2022 04:40 am
Quote:
A party. "It'll be wild!" You're invited.
Guest of honor reported delighted.
We'll hear at the hearing
If he was actually cheering
The violence he had incited.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Sat 23 Jul, 2022 04:39 am
Quote:
From the hearing, said matter of fact,
“President Trump did not fail to act…”
Rep. Kinzinger spoke,
Connect gun with the smoke,
Concluding “…he chose not to act.”
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Wed 27 Jul, 2022 12:27 pm
Quote:
Trump was in DC espousing
Four more years in government housing.
This time D.O.J.
Might give him a stay
For the mayhem that he was arousing.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Sat 30 Jul, 2022 03:54 pm
Quote:
Mark Meadows burned papers, oh my gosh!
Missing texts, what are they trying to quash?
And they all have good lawyers
And they’re all good Tom Sawyers
With offenses they need to white-wash.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Fri 5 Aug, 2022 11:04 am
Quote:
Alex Jones must have soiled his trousers.
4.1 million dollars fine, wowsers!
The Jan 6 Committee
Gets his texts, it’s a pity
No one’s asked for his internet browsers.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Tue 9 Aug, 2022 06:47 am
Quote:
They say we’re a nation of laws
Searches need probable cause.
When we find what’s inside
Try to be dignified.
No cheering, refrain from applause.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Sat 27 Aug, 2022 04:59 am
Quote:
Mar-a-Lago affidavit enacted
For which the FBI reacted
In which ███ shown
█████████ known
█████████████████ redacted.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Tue 30 Aug, 2022 04:37 am
Quote:
Graham and Hawley on that red meat diet:
Predicting the MAGATs will riot
If the ex is indicted.
A riot they’ve incited:
It would happen even if they kept quiet.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Tue 6 Sep, 2022 04:19 am
Quote:
Folders clearly marked Classified.
Just like Ex-45's pride.
Appointed Special Master:
Their job will be faster
If Ex shows there's nothing inside.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Fri 23 Sep, 2022 07:49 am
Quote:
Souvenirs are for the sentimental.
Classified? Let’s not be judgmental:
When he’s angry, we find
Declassify with his mind.
Does this mean he is temper mental?
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Wed 5 Oct, 2022 12:12 pm
Quote:
Taking Supreme Court for a ride?
Be disappointed if Trump hadn’t tried.
And only a purist
Thinks an impartial jurist
Would have Ginni Thomas as a bride.
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Bubbles66
 
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Reply Thu 6 Oct, 2022 03:38 am
I have read all of these, brilliant to say the least. Very Happy

Here is a little attempt of mine that just came to mind.

Now many will know of Liz Truss
She came in with little or no fuss
But if she doesn't act
We've all made a pact
We'll send her back home on a bus
Region Philbis
 
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Reply Sat 8 Oct, 2022 08:22 am
@Bubbles66,

nicely done!

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Quote:
Having won the coveted Heisman
Doesn’t make Herschel Walker a wise man.
And even his kid
Doesn't like what he did.
Why he is not more despised, man?
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Thu 13 Oct, 2022 05:32 am
Quote:
The witness was told ‘move this box’,
And DOJ is still missing some docs.
A hoarding disorder
Calls for a search order
And Mar-a-Lago is changing the locks.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Mon 24 Oct, 2022 07:11 am
Quote:
Sore loser election deniers
Preemptively fanning the fires,
Raising objections
To this year's elections
Before voting even transpires.
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