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Limericks Of Protest

 
 
Region Philbis
 
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Reply Sun 13 Nov, 2022 06:04 pm
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Nevada has followed Arizona
With a Dem Senator of their own-a.
The party of elephant,
Is still very relevant
But Donald is non-gratis persona.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Thu 17 Nov, 2022 06:59 am
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Ivanka announced, perhaps sadly,
She will not campaign with her Daddy.
Her family comes first.
Is she fearing the worst?
Does she know that it’s going to end badly?
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Sat 19 Nov, 2022 07:22 am
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She’s in Congress a couple years more
But she won’t be House leader no more.
She enjoyed all the raucous
Times leading the caucus
And the Presidents, three out of four.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Wed 7 Dec, 2022 07:30 am
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Seventeen ‘guilty’s for Trump Organization
For Tax Fraud and for Tax Evasion.
What will Donald do then?
Deny that he knew them
Like in every similar situation.
glitterbag
 
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Reply Thu 8 Dec, 2022 12:16 am
@Region Philbis,
I love your limericks, make me laugh all the time
Region Philbis
 
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Reply Thu 8 Dec, 2022 05:52 am
@glitterbag,

they're SealPoet's, via FB.

he stopped posting them here, so i copy-paste the ones i really like...
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Fri 16 Dec, 2022 05:09 am
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Your favorite President has spoken!
Buy his trading card, or non-fungible token,
Although it’s not fungible
His fan base is spongeable.
More evidence the Trump brand is broken…
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Thu 5 Jan, 2023 06:37 am

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Some joke that McCarthy is toast,
But he will not give up the ghost.
Each tally follows suit on
His becoming a crouton.
Breadcrumbs is what he fears most.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Sat 7 Jan, 2023 07:24 am
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It's nothing they could not fix,
House Republicans found the right mix.
No one said it's not real,
There was no Big Steal
Two years after January 6.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Wed 18 Jan, 2023 07:37 am
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The Biden Papers now number about twenty
Wayward classified, that’s more than plenty.
At Trump’s place we find
Declassified with his mind,
Forget it you Libtard, it’s empty!
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izzythepush
 
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Reply Wed 18 Jan, 2023 08:37 am
The workers are all out on strike
Sunak's determined to fight
If you have his back
He'll give nurses the sack
And make the NHS even more shite.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Wed 8 Feb, 2023 06:42 am
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S.O.T.U.: the President’s forum
With Congress and citizens’ quorum.
And sharing the screen
Marjorie Taylor Greene
With no speech, no script, no decorum.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Sat 18 Feb, 2023 10:14 am
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A lawsuit has opened the box
On that network of Rupert Murdoch’s.
Trump lost the election
Meant viewer defection
Hence fan-fiction featured at Fox.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Thu 16 Mar, 2023 12:17 pm
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Florida’s Governor wants to explain
Russia once included Ukraine.
Well, that much is true
But what will he do
When Florida’s retaken by Spain?
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Wed 22 Mar, 2023 07:09 am
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If arresting the ex-prez is a must,
What arresting officer should we trust?
I’d be less nervous
If it were Secret Service.
His Jan 6 driver should get the bust.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Tue 18 Apr, 2023 06:30 am
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“To defend the Constitution” was the promise
When sworn in as Justice Thomas.
But hid from the nation
“Rent income” and vacation.
What else has Clarence kept from us?
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Tue 2 May, 2023 05:44 am
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Stuck with a Governor who vexes,
One thing I truly suspect is
If Disney does relocate
Out of the Sunshine state
One place they won’t go is Texas.
izzythepush
 
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Reply Tue 2 May, 2023 06:08 am
@Region Philbis,
I get the impression Atlantic City may be in with a shout, and with global warming it will have a betterclimate than Florida.

Even if it wasn't it gets pretty chilly in Paris in December but that doesn't stop visitors flocking to Disneyland Paris for Christmas.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Fri 5 May, 2023 05:04 am
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There are things for which a boy can be proud:
Loving Mom, or his country is allowed.
But going to prison
Guilty of sedition
Literally sets one apart from the crowd.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Wed 10 May, 2023 06:24 am
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Every few years comes the chore
To legalize borrowing more.
If it's so unappealing
To raise the debt ceiling
Why don’t we just lower the floor?
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