Limericks Of Protest

Nevada has followed Arizona
With a Dem Senator of their own-a.
The party of elephant,
Is still very relevant
But Donald is non-gratis persona.

Ivanka announced, perhaps sadly,
She will not campaign with her Daddy.
Her family comes first.
Is she fearing the worst?
Does she know that it’s going to end badly?

She’s in Congress a couple years more
But she won’t be House leader no more.
She enjoyed all the raucous
Times leading the caucus
And the Presidents, three out of four.

Seventeen ‘guilty’s for Trump Organization
For Tax Fraud and for Tax Evasion.
What will Donald do then?
Deny that he knew them
Like in every similar situation.

Your favorite President has spoken!
Buy his trading card, or non-fungible token,
Although it’s not fungible
His fan base is spongeable.
More evidence the Trump brand is broken…

Some joke that McCarthy is toast,
But he will not give up the ghost.
Each tally follows suit on
His becoming a crouton.
Breadcrumbs is what he fears most.

It's nothing they could not fix,
House Republicans found the right mix.
No one said it's not real,
There was no Big Steal
Two years after January 6.

The Biden Papers now number about twenty
Wayward classified, that’s more than plenty.
At Trump’s place we find
Declassified with his mind,
Forget it you Libtard, it’s empty!

S.O.T.U.: the President’s forum
With Congress and citizens’ quorum.
And sharing the screen
Marjorie Taylor Greene
With no speech, no script, no decorum.

A lawsuit has opened the box
On that network of Rupert Murdoch’s.
Trump lost the election
Meant viewer defection
Hence fan-fiction featured at Fox.

Florida’s Governor wants to explain
Russia once included Ukraine.
Well, that much is true
But what will he do
When Florida’s retaken by Spain?

If arresting the ex-prez is a must,
What arresting officer should we trust?
I’d be less nervous
If it were Secret Service.
His Jan 6 driver should get the bust.

“To defend the Constitution” was the promise
When sworn in as Justice Thomas.
But hid from the nation
“Rent income” and vacation.
What else has Clarence kept from us?

Stuck with a Governor who vexes,
One thing I truly suspect is
If Disney does relocate
Out of the Sunshine state
One place they won’t go is Texas.

There are things for which a boy can be proud:
Loving Mom, or his country is allowed.
But going to prison
Guilty of sedition
Literally sets one apart from the crowd.

Every few years comes the chore
To legalize borrowing more.
If it's so unappealing
To raise the debt ceiling
Why don’t we just lower the floor?