What's the plural of "computer mouse"?

As much as it grates on me, it's "mouses".

It's fine with me. After all, I wouldn't be comfortable going with hice as the plural for house.

How about rhyming?

I read somewhere it can be either or.

I've referred to it as meece.

(try not to confuse this with Edwin Meese)

I hate meeces to pieces.

According the Merriam-Webster Dictionary:

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mouse noun
\ ˈmau̇s \
plural mice\ ˈmīs \
Definition of mouse (Entry 1 of 2)
1: any of numerous small rodents (as of the genus Mus) with pointed snout, rather small ears, elongated body, and slender tail
2plural also mouses : a small mobile manual device that controls movement of the cursor and selection of functions on a computer display
3: a timid person
4: a dark-colored swelling caused by a blow
specifically : BLACK EYE

You are a somewhat warped chap. Not a bad thing. PS... tip of the hat to Mr Terry Jones.

Computer meeces:

You just confirmed what I said. It can be either "mice" or "mouses".

That was Viv Stanshall. He was a chum of Terry Jones, they were both in Do Not Adjust Your Set. A kid's show just before Python.

I'm glad to hear that. Thank you, Linkat.

Male intuition. Always to be counted on.

Yes but now it is official at least according to Merriam and Webster!

Mousen