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Sat 25 Jun, 2005 04:51 pm
Quote:The Western Regional Rock Paper Scissors tournament held in Seattle this past week saw players disqualfied for the first time due to use of illicit steroids.
"For years we have watched as the scourge of steroids has bogged one professional sport after another down with scandals," said Wojek Smallsoa, Chairman of the World Rock Paper Scissors (RPS) Society's Steering Committee. "It is shameful that the temptation to take performance-enhancing drugs has finally reached even the rarified ranks of our competitors."
The World RPS Society is the worldwide governing body of the sport of Rock Paper Scissors. It provides overall direction, guidance and policy control with a goal of promoting the sport to a wider audience. It is supported by a standard operational branch, local, regional, national and international office structure with offices in most countries around the globe. Its World Headquarters is located in Toronto.
"This is a tempest in a teapot," grumbled Stacy Quinnell, one of the competitors disqualified in the surprise sweep during the tournament. "Physical performance is entirely secondary to strategy in this sport, so I fail to appreciate why the World RPS society is making a big deal about it."
Fifteen out of twenty-four semifinalists were disqualified after drug tests found steroids in many of the top-ranked competitors. Because so many top players were removed from contention, the tournament went instead to an unknown 16 year old player from the small town of Colfax, Washington. Bookmakers in Las Vegas were not amused.
"It is really indicative of the tremendous pressures affecting all professional sports," said ESPN commentator Brent Foster. "The stakes are so high that people are willing to incur the substantial health risks from taking steroids in order for a better shot at the crown."
http://www.watleyreview.com/2004/032304-3.html
What will we tell our children?
This is why i no longer follow sport . . . these things disgrace our great nation . . .
okbye
Kuvasz is getting a lot of mileage out of that website... keep them coming!
Oh man! Another damn godforsaken list of sorrow and pain I have subscribed to.
I hate Kuvaszs.
It is hilarious, that journal.