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Thu 16 Jun, 2005 12:06 pm
There was a man who was born before his father, killed his mother, and married his sister. Yet, there was nothing wrong with what he had done. Why?
How can you say - "Robert and Richard Purchased A Rotweiler" without using any R's?
A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bustrip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?
I don't know the first one.
Bob and Dick bought a puppy (?)
Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
in the first its because all he did was be born, then his father killed his mother and married his sister-so his father did all the bad stuff...
(i think)
The man was born (before) in front of his father, killed his mother ( during birth she died), married his sister ( performed the ceremony).