@Sturgis,
Irving Roosevelt. He's my favorite Roosevelt, by far. He was a bastard child but, given the liberal mores of the family, he was considered almost one of them. But what really set him apart from the rest was two birthmarks. On his forehead. They appeared to be Satan's red eyes.
Not withstanding this obvious disadvantage, Irving went on to become the field manager for Numya Tractors in Ohio. They had to move, but the horizon held promise.
But the job proved stultifying and his marriage was proving pretty damned stultifying too and it seemed like the grey gloom was his future when - she'll never forget this - she broke her heel and falling, found herself stopped and held in Irving's arms on the sidewalk in front of Saks. His eyes were green, she recalled
And then, as we all know, he made billions in the pornography thing.
