Which TV ads do you find confusing?

Yes, exactly.

Could someone tell me how they taught that little green lizard in the insurance ads to speak English and drive a car?

It's common knowledge that all geckos are able to speak the King's or Queen's English perfectly from birth, as well as drive any model of car, truck, RV, ATV, motorcycle etc. etc. (as you're aware, they can also dance divinely).

Less known is their skill in aeronautical vehicles.

I scream every time I see his face. How about this Roberta, I'll steal a couple of those damn pillows, swing up to New York and pick you up. Then together we can hunt down that grinning pillow molester and stuff him with those crappy pillows.

Sounds like a plan. Let me know when the pillows are purloined. I'll be looking for you.

I'll donate to help you buy as many pillows as necessary since they are so compliant.

Want to go with us on the pillow caper??? You can drive the getaway car.

I'll leave it up to you folks with better imagination, and closer distance to his factory.

So, you're off to Minnesota (that's where the pillows are made).
Better head out soon as winter can be a bit nippy there...

You want to drive the car? I'll make enough crab cakes for all of us.

Sturgis, I like cold. However, I think we can find out where he makes the commercials and go there.

glit, We need only two pillows. After all, he has only two stuffable orifices. Why waste money? Unless, of course, we create more orifices.

Trust me on this: You do not want me to drive the car.

My driving included cutting across 3 or 4 lanes of Second Avenue because the person told me to "park over there".

Stopping in a few crosswalks.

Being dangerously close to a person who had just exited their car and being annoyed with them!

Oh...never remembered to use the rearview mirror.


Yeah, I decided to cease driving...before I took out a streetlight.


I will accept the crab cakes though.

Before stuffing the guy, we oughta place his danged head on the pillow and press and ask him if he thinks that is "the most comfortable" he's ever been. then commence stuffing.

Oh, Roberta, only have to pay for one pillow. The ad says the second is free.

No, wait... if we go to the filming location we get to use the pillows there. No need to buy any.

Sonofagun! I had no idea you lived in New Mexico.

What gets me the most is all the wonderful images of the geriatric subject becoming an athlete from taking the current designer drug, while 80% of the commercial is a rapid reading of bad side effects.

Just don't tear off the labels or you will be under penalty of law.

Stuffing the pillows down his throat is an understandable offense whereas cutting those labels off is not.

I take it this might be standard driving there?
I've been to New Mexico a number of times. Some distant relatives in Albuquerque and friends in Santa Fe.

At least Santa Fe has a unique ambiance worth visiting.

Mud houses and pebblescaped lawns?

some are pretty neat. https://www.pinterest.com/pin/33495590950612547/
With cactus as your vegetation, no maintenance required.

Except that the reality is more like this....