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chai2
 
Reply Sun 21 Jul, 2019 06:26 pm
If there really was a God, I wish he would spend less time finding that guys car keys or making that boy talk to the girl that likes him.

I mean, I know there's down time, but maybe he could take his coffee to go and put in more billabe hours to that whole starvation in sub-Saharan Africa situation.

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neptuneblue
 
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Reply Sun 21 Jul, 2019 06:32 pm
@chai2,
Maybe he's too drunk to care.
chai2
 
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Reply Sun 21 Jul, 2019 06:48 pm
@neptuneblue,
Huh.

I didn't know God was a drinker. He looks pretty good for it, considering his age.
chai2
 
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Reply Sun 21 Jul, 2019 06:51 pm
@chai2,
Anyway.

FWIW, I don't think anything made with chicken breat tastes that great.

Dark meat is much better.
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neptuneblue
 
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Reply Sun 21 Jul, 2019 06:54 pm
@chai2,
We are not the only civilization He takes care of. Imagine billions of worlds, tons of billions of entities.

And on the 7th day, He rested.

Baseball, football, bbq's, beer and some weed maybe.

chai2
 
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Reply Sun 21 Jul, 2019 07:03 pm
@neptuneblue,
So yeah, then he really needs to cut out the extraneous ****, like Jesus on toast or having someone pass a test. Or like on another world, not letting it rain amonia when you just washed your transporter unit.

It's all about time management.
neptuneblue
 
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Reply Sun 21 Jul, 2019 07:07 pm
@chai2,
Lol! Yes.

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chai2
 
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Reply Sun 21 Jul, 2019 07:51 pm
Sweet potato fries are awesome
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roger
 
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Reply Sun 21 Jul, 2019 09:12 pm
@neptuneblue,
Or just busy marking the fall of sparrows. Priorities!
chai2
 
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Reply Sun 21 Jul, 2019 10:56 pm
@roger,
Is that a European or African sparrow?

(actually swallow, but you get my point)

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/c4/78/f3/c478f33a7982a3f9be7cffe9ca715bc9.jpg

https://pics.me.me/airspeed-velocityof-an-unladen-swallow-african-or-european-airspeed-velocity-52761732.png
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Sturgis
 
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Reply Sun 21 Jul, 2019 11:39 pm
If this God/god/relaptocat is all powerful and all that then why do people think it's male? Maybe they'll turn out to be a woman...

...oh yeah, that whole 9 months and birthing...
(it would seem they have some anger issues too)

Still not sure what the purpose is to weather, 'specially when heat joins up with humidity.

Oh the humanity!


And is insomnia really all that bad? Think of how beneficial it is for late night t.v.shows and late night radio call-in programs.


chai2
 
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Reply Mon 22 Jul, 2019 12:14 am
@Sturgis,
I agree.

Late night is where it's at.
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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Mon 22 Jul, 2019 08:57 am
@chai2,
chai2 wrote:

If there really was a God, I wish he would spend less time finding that guys car keys

Funny that Ricky Gervais brought this up during his time on the Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee latest season with Jerry Seinfeld. That if God existed, he should have spent time on things like stopping the Holocaust than finding lost keys.
chai2
 
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Reply Mon 22 Jul, 2019 03:58 pm
@tsarstepan,
If there are 2 people that I feel I may have been separated at birth from, it's Gervais and Marc Maron.

God I love Marc Maron.

Oh wait.
I'm also related to David Sedaris.
chai2
 
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Reply Mon 22 Jul, 2019 04:15 pm
@chai2,
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glitterbag
 
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Reply Mon 22 Jul, 2019 05:59 pm
@chai2,
I like Marc Maron, have you seen his show 'GLOW'? It's the Glamorous Ladies of Wrestling, based on a show that actually existed I think in the late 70's. I wanted to hate it, I thought it was a stupid idea but within minutes I was hooked.
chai2
 
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Reply Mon 22 Jul, 2019 07:12 pm
@glitterbag,
Yeah, I liked GLOW. Besides him, I loved looking at the awful clothing and remembering how we thought we looked so good.

Honestly, I really didn't like either of the 2 main female characters. I mean, I liked them for what they were supposed to be in the show, but I thought the blond was such a bitch and the other one just not very likeable.

I liked Sheila the wolf girl.
chai2
 
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Reply Mon 22 Jul, 2019 07:46 pm
@chai2,
Remember how boxy and uncomfortable womens work/office clothes were back in the 1980's?

I didn't even like them then.

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/ad/0c/b1/ad0cb1a970470025f278470f865ae5ab.jpg


Compare the above with this modern version worn by "Claire Underwood"
It was like in the 80's we women wanted to do everything with could to be taken seriously in the workplace, even if it meant defeminizing ourselves.

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/5b/1f/8a/5b1f8a53debf0605f3b1187e79df2739--robin-wright-haircut-robin-wright-style.jpg
neptuneblue
 
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Reply Mon 22 Jul, 2019 07:59 pm
@chai2,
Are you really dissing shoulder pads?

I think they'll make a come back.
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chai2
 
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Reply Mon 22 Jul, 2019 08:04 pm
Today I went to this place called Crepe Crazy with my husband.

Very good food.

Really interesting about this place is that everyone who works there is deaf.

 

 
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