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Test how smart you are

 
 
izzythepush
 
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Reply Sun 23 Jun, 2019 10:29 am
@oristarA,
No, I've just said you're talking bollocks because there's no way melon recognition can be linked to intelligence.

Now you may have fallen for some old pony but don't expect anyone else to.
oristarA
 
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Reply Sun 23 Jun, 2019 04:00 pm
@izzythepush,
I take responsibility for I've said in this thread and I am serious.

Do you take responsibility for you have said in this thread, izzy?
izzythepush
 
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Reply Sun 23 Jun, 2019 04:32 pm
@oristarA,
No, I blame society.
oristarA
 
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Reply Sun 23 Jun, 2019 05:13 pm
@izzythepush,
izzythepush wrote:

No, I blame society.


But if you won? The honor will be always yours and the blame is always on society?
And do you know what is intelligence? Would you like to give the definition of it?
izzythepush
 
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Reply Mon 24 Jun, 2019 12:58 am
@oristarA,
I blame society.
farmerman
 
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Reply Mon 24 Jun, 2019 03:56 am
@izzythepush,
see? your getting smarter already.
oristarA
 
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Reply Mon 24 Jun, 2019 05:42 am
@izzythepush,
izzythepush wrote:

I blame society.


Have some practical sense of what is society, izzy. You sound worse than Trump: Trump blames "Fake News" and you blame society.

farmerman wrote:

see? your getting smarter already.


Give him some standards so that he can learn something. Your lip service doesn't help him.
izzythepush
 
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Reply Mon 24 Jun, 2019 06:32 am
@farmerman,
Don't blame me.
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izzythepush
 
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Reply Mon 24 Jun, 2019 06:34 am
@oristarA,
You don't have a sense of humour.

That's why things shoot over your head.
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oristarA
 
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Reply Mon 24 Jun, 2019 04:58 pm
Good humor is based on good sense
That"s what common sense tells us
farmerman
 
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Reply Mon 24 Jun, 2019 04:59 pm
@oristarA,
GOOD HUMOR always contains eggs
oristarA
 
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Reply Mon 24 Jun, 2019 06:53 pm
@farmerman,
and melons...
Nothing is perfect.
But first of all, don't make yourself like an egg.
izzythepush
 
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Reply Tue 25 Jun, 2019 12:23 am
@oristarA,
You're the one who occasionally sounds like Humpty Dumpty.
oristarA
 
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Reply Tue 25 Jun, 2019 03:22 am
@izzythepush,
And I'd like to hear your self-appraisal: What do you sound like?
izzythepush
 
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Reply Tue 25 Jun, 2019 05:56 am
@oristarA,
A very clever moo cow advising on cheese production.
Ragman
 
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Reply Tue 25 Jun, 2019 08:34 am
@farmerman,
As the French often say, “I’ve had quite an oeuf of this!”
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oristarA
 
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Reply Tue 25 Jun, 2019 09:53 pm
@izzythepush,
Okay. izzy says she's a cow who serves as an adviser.

Urban Dictionary:
cow: British slang for an annoying, stupid and/or bitchy woman.

I have to point out or emphasize that izzy has announced that she's a very clever cow. That is an outstanding character for a cow, indeed.

And we know a cow loves to eat melons if allowed It is important to remember this because we will stick to the topic of this thread. Off topics will not be encouraged.

oristarA wrote:

And I'd like to hear your self-appraisal: What do you sound like?

izzythepush wrote:

A very clever moo cow advising on cheese production.
farmerman
 
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Reply Tue 25 Jun, 2019 11:31 pm
@izzythepush,
Now you have her hunting for hidden humour in everything. Perhaps she will disappear by spinning in ever decreasing spiral radii

Our cows dont eat melons
farmerman
 
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Reply Tue 25 Jun, 2019 11:36 pm
@oristarA,
Quote:
And we know a cow loves to eat melons if allowed It is important to remember this because we will stick to the topic of this thread
Actually this comment is for you. The reason our cows dont eat melons (wont even look at em) is because they are

1. ruminants

2. They , like sheep, dont have any upper front teeth. They have, instead, a hard palette, they dont have a mouth like a hippopotamus


oristarA
 
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Reply Wed 26 Jun, 2019 12:36 am
@farmerman,
Are you really a farmer?

https://tse2.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.nUGeZ_PlizRg_2j5TiECAQHaE8&pid=Api&dpr=2
https://tse2.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.ik3EoSbb3wser6VQS9fq6wHaE8&pid=Api&dpr=2
Google "cow eating melons" or
Click the link below:
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-07-17/farmer-in-drought-turns-to-watermelon-to-feed-cattle/10000848
 

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