Awkward undies

Not today - but I have a bra that I rarely wear because no matter what I do to it, it will eventually dig into my sides. The reason I wear it is it looks fantastic especially with this little black dress I have that is a bit low cut - one of those little push up types of bras - it is very sexy and I bought I cute sexy skimpy little thong panties with it. It looks great.

I make my girlfriend wear undies with a picture of my face ironed on the front. Is that weird?

I must say, though, the boxers I'm wearing today are even more comfortable than they were yesterday. But I just woke up. I'll change, I swear.

Not that you folks in cyberworld would know one way or the other. Moo-ha-ha!!!

I call these my "cheap hotel" briefs...













...no ballroom.

Ouch!

I heard an hilarious "spoof" song on Dr. Demento's radio program yesterday. It was entitled Achy Fakey Bra, by an Australian perfomer, Busty Brasierri. If i can get a link for you to listen to it, i'll do so.

Edited to remove glaring evidence of online incompetence.

Here's a link[/b] to the lyrics for that song.

Dr. Demento commented that proceeds from Busty Brassieri's (Deborah Minter) sales go to breast cancer research.

Today was the first hot day of the year.....just got home and stripped down to the boxers! Feels so nice!

Should be allowed to do it at the office on days I'm not out seeing customers, eh.

It's been snowing all night and all day, only just let up an hour ago.
Can't wait to go for a walk if I could just ... find ... something decent to wear.


Women are so easy to please. When my gf asks me to scratch her back, I go straight for the bra-line because it's usually this welt gouged all the way from one side to the other. Then she says "How did you KNOW that's where it itches? That's AMAZING!" It's like scratching a puppy behind the ear ... oo Oh oo Oh yeah um oh yeah. Free at last! Free at last!

Poor women. Why do they torture themselves with such bungie cords?
Do they optimistically buy two sizes too small, or do the measurements
change from week to week? Enquiring minds want to know ...

I'm just glad I can help. Really.

Oh yeah.

Sometimes it's a matter of hours.

, i thought there'd be pictures

Re: Awkward undies


I try to avoid them, mg. I reckon they were invented by a nazi misogynist as a cruel, sick joke! :wink:

... the same one who invented the Brazilian wax!

It should be a webcam.
Really.

It can be a bit startling some days.

Hehe, Id love to go braless.Im not huge but not small enough to go without some kind of support.
I dont like to wobble.

It's all just fashion, mg. A simple matter of who tells whom what they have to do to be cool. Now, if enough of us banded together we could create the next big trend! Decide for ourselves instead of letting the misogynists do it for us!!! WE can decide, so let's go for something that's half way comfortable, dammit! Here, for my first inspiritational gesture I'm throwing away my under-wired bra! <ping!>

Haha, it may be a protest against fashion but we will be walking straight into the hands of satisfying mens desire to see lady bits moving freely!!

See! We'd all be happy!