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What if a human mind got trapped inside a sheep's head?

 
 
patiodog
 
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Reply Mon 2 May, 2005 06:29 am
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However, I so bet it will not be long before someone transplants some kind of brain into a skull it was never meant for.


When I look at the U.S. Congress. the British Royal family, and, most especially, the population of Adelaide, I can't help but think that this has already happened.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 2 May, 2005 06:36 am
I would be grateful if you commented more fully about just what you think has occurred in Adelaide.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Mon 2 May, 2005 06:41 am
Typin', smokin', tokin' bunnies, jokes I.

No, but -- in all seriousness -- have you wondered why you require all of those geometrically spaced, nicely manicured parks around you? It is a form of psychological constraint, designed to make you comfortable in your transplanted home -- for you are (and I do wonder whether I should reveal this truth at this stage in the experiment, but caution be damned, it's not going so well anyway), you are -- what was I saying? -- yes, that's it -- you are, within the vault of your skull, a hedgehog.

Truly, before Adelaide, we had no idea hedgehogs harbored so much intelligence, and awaited only the influence of unique endocrine activators from the primate kidney (endoplatonin, it be called) to express it.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 2 May, 2005 06:47 am
I am talking to my lawyers.

We do not have hedgehogs in Australia.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Mon 2 May, 2005 06:53 am
Ay, you're invasive.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 2 May, 2005 06:58 am
Aren't.

Hedgehogs use defensive survival strategies, and get tipsy on beer, and get squished as they ramble and reel tipsily home.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Mon 2 May, 2005 08:19 am
Hmmm. Given that description, perhaps it's all of Oz that's been switched...
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agrote
 
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Reply Mon 2 May, 2005 10:21 am
I think I've lost the thread of this thread.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Mon 2 May, 2005 11:41 am
Thread backwards is almost dearth. No wonder you've lost track of it.
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Tue 3 May, 2005 04:36 am
Say what if a human got stuck in a sheep??




It's been done.... See: Ratzenberger, Gustave - Posts - 2001-2005
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