mermaids anyone??????

I wish we had mermaids. Sure, they may smell a little more fishy than I'm used to, but they all seem to have GREAT breasts. Plus those stick-on seashell bras are quite nice...

Wait! Do mermaids have bellybuttons??? This may completely ruin it for me.

Who would win in a fight Mermaid vs angel?

And mermaids don't have about their person that item which has led so many legions of men to the crack of doom.

Mermaids and angels couldn't fight.One is too slippery and the other is too ephemeral.

I was gona say, the mermaid would win coz the angel would be too nice.

Apparently they do exsist, I saw on in a film called Splash, looked real to me.

I find it so funny, whenver i look at google images of mermaids I keep expecting to see real photos of mermaids whereas all I get are pretend ones.Same with unicorns and witches.

How come history is so cool?
Why dont we have any 'mythical' creatures being discovered or invented nowadays.Life was so much better in days of Yor.

YES THEY ARE REAL!!!!!

Angels aren't nice. Ever seen Dogma? They were pretty sarcastic and very violent. Hand of God, and all of that. Great movie though.

Angels would win hands down.

i am glad i am not the only one who like mermaids and belive they are real!! thanks

props for mermaids!

mermaids are the bomb!

Would you rather do Aerial from the lil mermaid or Gabriel the angel of the lord. I think gabriel is a girl...someone may need to back me up on this

Well jeez i wouldn't want to just shallowly hook up with her or anything.

I'd want to wait until Super Bowl season.

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In any event, I'd have to say Aerial.

Getting intimate with an angel? Somehow that just creeps me out. There's got to be some serious negative karma in there somehwhere, I just can't figure out what at this point.

I'm sure some here could enlighten us? Are there any negative long term karmic implications for getting intimate with an angel?

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That raises a whole new question though.

Can a human, ummm...."hook up" with a mermaid? Is that physically possible?

I'll have to go research the web on that...

Someones ruined my party....

I believe in Ghosts, but I draw the line at mermaids.

are you kidding me? Aerial is Hot!

The angel? No thanks. I'd rather have her on my side when things get tough. Relationship might interfere with that.

She's a frigging ANGEL for cryn out loud!

Would you rather date Brad Pitt or Johny Depp (or whoever the latest hearthrob is) or Saint Peter?

Who has a bigger penis


God or Satin?


lol i just thought of this question (funny to me at least)

whew, now that is one of those eternal questions that philosophers of all ages have tried to answer.

I think its something like Satan is big and powerful and the bad boy/girl and thrilling and s/he's good for a one night stand (or maybe 2).

But God is the guy/girl you want to marry and as thrilling as Satan is, God blows him/her away so bad.

As for size, not sure.

I am thinking Satan is Big, but God is even Bigger. And he's got the motion.

Ive heard God moves in mysterious ways, so maybe he doesnt need a big penis for full satisfaction.

yeah satans is huge thats why he acts like such a bad ass but he doesn't have the magic, god's is probably smaller but he's good with it, and he enjoys foreplay, and probably washes more

excuse me but if this has nothing to do with the first post that please don't start a new topic

Mermaids are not real. It is not possible to hybridize humans and fish.

Some people think that genetic engineering will someday allow us to create specialized human beings with gills, super-strength, x-ray vision, or whatever. But you cannot just turn genes back on that have been undergoing unselected mutation for millions of years. They just won't work anymore, even if restarting them would not screw up all of the other embryonic development going on at the same time (think of how much space in the neck you would need for gills, blood supply, and water flow - remember that we are not cold blooded like fish and require a lot more oxygen).

What is real is a very rare and usually fatal mutation where the legs are fused together. It also causes severe defects in the genitor-urinary system and other organs. You cannot arbitrarily modify a developmental system that took millions of years to evolve. Here is a real-life case, one of only 3 to survive:

Article on "mermaid" girl, with photo

Your question may seem dumb at first glance (which is probably why you got all of the silly responses), but could trigger a serious discussion of genetic engineering and what it means to be human. On the other hand, the fact that you have apparently not learned how to distinguish between fictional beings and reality is a serious indictment of our culture and educational system. BTW, angels, ghosts, fire-breathing dragons, leprechauns and alien abductions are not real either.

I've banged a few mermaids.

But it has to be quick so I can toss them back in the water before the air suffocates them.