Hilarious.
Jeez, and to think I've wasted all this time searching for enlightenment in caves, with gurus, etc.
Frank, is that you???
One of the funniest parts was "I will wager $10,000"
Why $10,000? I thought that was an arbitrary number to choose.
I'd choose a billion or something. More impressive.
$10,000 makes it sound like you aren't too sure, you're hedging your bets just in case.