I'm thinking of the platform that a couple guys like
BPB and BVT could have together
sozobe wrote:
OK I'm so behind (I just found this), Dag's a kinky beer-drinking queen now? I thought that was Gautam?
somuchtroublebyebye...
I don't drink beer !!!
It is so.....errr.ummm...working class !!
Letty wrote:
Want me to do another, oh royal one?
I never stop people from admiring me. Go ahead.
All hail Gautam! The prince of princes he
So handsome in his golden finery
sozobe wrote:All hail Gautam! The prince of princes he
So handsome in his golden finery
<sigh> tell me something I don't know. Be creative Dahling !
Gautam, how we love you, how we love you
Our Ranee Gautam.
We'd give the world to see,
Him on the throne of A2K and recently
He's wise and knows just how to compromise
Our dear royal, Gautam.
The folks on here will serve you with songs
Let's place the crown where it belongs.
Ranee ?? The prince is called "RajKumar" in Hindi.
<Sigh>
So I see that Gautam has taken my nomination and run with it...
So be it. He can be King or Prince or God or whatever he likes. But if he is God, I am Goddess.
Of course.
Letty, I shall need a crown, too.
Sorry, Dahling. RajKumar don't fit the rhythm. Will you settle for Rajmar?
Ok, Eva. Lemme think, I'll have your crown quick as a wink. :wink:
Rappin at the Taj Mahal:
Queen LaEva
It's time to run, the King and Queen is on the set
The competition is petty and ready to step
To the first one, go ahead, rehearse one
I hope you don't know you sound like the worst one
Rhymes are smoking, concentration can't be broken
Queen LaEva's outspoken
Use your imagination, picture this
Any royal or ranee rapper trying to diss
Here for excitement and enticement
With my competitors killed I go build with my enlightenment
Teach the youth, feed the needy
Confident decendent of Queen Nefertiti
The mother of civilization will rise
Like the cream and still build the strong foundation
Secondary but necessary to reproduce
Acknowledge the fact that I'm the best Queen LaEva is giving you a piece of my mind
A rhyme spoken by a feminine teacher
Rhymes I do employ, no time for slimy toys
I'm steady and stable and the label is Queen LaEva
Backed by The Unit, produced by The King
Perfection pressed with the style that we bring
Long live Queen LaEva and Prince Guatam
How about a tzar? I think we need a tzar. And a tzarevna. Kicky, you up to it? Tzar Kicky and Tzarevna Dagmar. Let those princes and queens play in mud puddles. We're here for sum real bidniss.
BBB
I think A2K needs a supreme court. I nominate myself for chief justice.
I was a certified mediator-arbitrator in a past life, and I'm very good at resolving disputes.
BBB :wink:
Dunno if ya really wanna go with the tzar thing, Dag. The job, perqs and bennies are great, but the retirement program really sucks.
ah, there's that. well, at least i'd die at the peak of my glory...
maybe i will stick to the street still. i can always gain my fame as a revolutionary.
I just wanted to let you guys know that I'll be in charge of the manual recount in this election. Candidates who want a chance of winning are kindly requested to PayPal a modest sum to my account as soon as possible. Obscene sums will be accepted too.
No recounts will be needed. I am Queen. That's all there is to it.
You may, however, hold elections for court positions if you wish. Except Jester. That one's already filled. Lord Ellpus has been chosen. (Pity, but Gus does not know how to comport himself in the presence of royalty. He showed up for the royal interview covered in capybara sh!t. Tsk, tsk. He has been given the job of Royal Taster.)
Oy - when did all this gotverdumpften royalist and theocratic crap begin?
We'll have no bloody queens nor kings
Nor bloody tzars and such
Anachronistic bloody things
They rot my bloody crutch.
Nor bloody godlings on a shell
Nor priests and suchlike trash,
For them we've tolled the passing bell
Left them their teeth to gnash...
look at that! a talking braised rabbit!
