ANNOUNCEMENT.
GKE has added an amazing new service onto its health programme.
http://www.able2know.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=1305099#1305099
(GKE the caring party )
Hehe, I read for a second: GKE the catering party
GKE is the "caring" party?! Give us a break! Now they're co-opting the "compassion" plank of LOVE & BEAUTY's platform. <shaking head> That's all they can do? Sure sign of a campaign with a lack of direction.
VOTE LOVE & BEAUTY. We know what we stand for.
(And we know what we lie down for, too.
)
Eva wrote:Don't worry, dear Prince. We never said naked chicks for everyone. Nimh invented that one. (More mudslinging, I'm afraid.)
And again the so-called Love and Beauty Party is caught out in lying and dissembling ...
Bringing you a special flashback from earlier in the campaign, ladies and gentlemen, the reporters of
Atookai Today unearth this showcase of the Sex and Bribes Party at work ... not beneath promising any potential voter free hands-on access to semi-naked chicks.
Is this really the kind of politics you want in power?
dagmaraka wrote:NO! We want LOVE and BEAUTY!!
[If that shows up as a red cross now, it used to be a picture with, a chick in half a bikini bending over a car...]
cjhsa wrote:I might consider voting for you Dag if you get that stupid chick off the hood of my car.
dagmaraka wrote:the car is yours, cj. if you wish, i'll send the girl away. she's already been paid. if not, you can keep her...
cjhsa wrote:Ooohh a bribe!
dagmaraka wrote:No no no no no. We are simply walking away from the car... and the girl. No longer want it. Up for grabs. First come first serve... You're first.
Nimh, nimh, nimh...how many times do we have to say it? We never said naked chicks for everyone. Take you, for example...no naked chicks for YOU.
So, you're in Budapest now? I'll have to go check the Travel threads and see if you've posted an update. I've heard so much about the city...I have an aunt and uncle who lived there for 15 years, have been back in the States less than two years. They loved it, said it was very beautiful.
BTW, your party has suffered a real lack of leadership since you've been gone. Farmerman bowed out and gave all his votes to Ellpus, then came back in but hasn't said much. Sozobe announced she is voting for Scrat. Much confusion over there.
Our Love Bus, however, is still rolling along! Sure you don't want to hitch a ride? You're welcome anytime, you know.
Eva wrote:Nimh, nimh, nimh...how many times do we have to say it? We never said naked chicks for everyone. Take you, for example...no naked chicks for YOU.
Ah, we expected nothing but some sort of further slick dissembling as retort, Eva - no surprise there, I see. But linguistics won't save you from the impression your crew's bribes, lies and feigned indignation leave behind, dear.
Eva wrote:So, you're in Budapest now? I'll have to go check the Travel threads and see if you've posted an update. I've heard so much about the city...I have an aunt and uncle who lived there for 15 years, have been back in the States less than two years. They loved it, said it was very beautiful.
15 years up till two years ago, wow, that was an exciting time to be here for sure! I haven't posted much of an update yet, but what's there is in the WMYST thread
from here onwards.
Eva wrote:BTW, your party has suffered a real lack of leadership since you've been gone. Farmerman bowed out and gave all his votes to Ellpus, then came back in but hasn't said much. Sozobe announced she is voting for Scrat. Much confusion over there.
Yes, I saw. Sad story, especially with the unexplained overnight flush of votes your party mysteriously hauled in there. Ah well. Laeknir Scrat is as good a candidate as any, I'd vote for him (him?)! But I still think Soz would be the best.
Pass on my regards to those chaps Campbell, Milburn and Mandelson at your next meeting, will you? Ever so kind of you.
Smog, I'd vote for you too. You and Laeknir would make a good team.
Thanks for the suggestion, Nimh. I've made my formal proposition in Læknir's thread. Now I wait.
Ladies, gentlemen, citizens, comrades and atookaians.
I have an announcement to make.
I am tired of the bickering in the Politics thread, the baiting and trolling, the sycophants and repetition of talking points, the nonsequiturs and empty, hollow rhetorics. You could say I feel a little fed up.
The history of this thread meanwhile has shown that democratic elections cause only grief and acrimony.
I have therefore staged a coup d'etat on A2K.
The technical, financial and organisational running of A2K will remain in the capable hands of those who have done so most competently so far.
The virtual political universe of Atookania, however, will from now on be strictly controlled by a regime of experts I have hand-picked with care.
The nineteen men and women below are all of markedly leftist or liberal orientation, and/but have consistently persisted in putting forth coherent, reasoned and reasonable arguments.
Acquiunk, Adrian, D'Artagnan, Dagmaraka, Einherjar, Farmerman, Francis, FreeDuck, Joe from Chicago, Kara, Merry Andrew, Old Europe, Paaskynen, Patiodog, Realjohnboy, Sozobe, Sumac.
Fbaezer will be my regime's token centrist, and Thomas our token libertarian.
The multimedia Culture & Entertainment department will be run by Gargamel, Gus, Slappy & Kicky, Laeknir Scrat and Lord Ellpus, who will however not be allowed to set foot outside the department.
It should be noted that these men and women do not have a choice in saying yes or no to accepting the job. It is a coup d'etat, after all.
Citizens of Atookai, I request you to henceforth not do or say anything that these people wouldn't. Deviation from this standard will incur the appropriate consequences.
<camera angle zooms out to reveal firing shot being lined up in the background>
I will go into the history books (that will be duly published) as the Gentleman Dictator. Odd Socks will be my PA. Feel free to ask only the appropriate questions.
Please inform your neighbours and friends of these decisions. You can save their lives.
Thank you and have a nice day,
Nimh
Dagmaraka proudly reporting for duty.
...and don't think of resisting. It is futile.
I knew it was a good idea to include a Slovak boxer. They're
good in that sort of thing.
nimh wrote:Ladies, gentlemen, citizens, comrades and atookaians.
I have an announcement to make.
I am tired of the bickering in the Politics thread, the baiting and trolling, the sycophants and repetition of talking points, the nonsequiturs and empty, hollow rhetorics. You could say I feel a little fed up.
The history of this thread meanwhile has shown that democratic elections cause only grief and acrimony.
I have therefore staged a coup d'etat on A2K.
The technical, financial and organisational running of A2K will remain in the capable hands of those who have done so most competently so far.
The virtual political universe of Atookania, however, will from now on be strictly controlled by a regime of experts I have hand-picked with care.
The nineteen men and women below are all of markedly leftist or liberal orientation, and/but have consistently persisted in putting forth coherent, reasoned and reasonable arguments.
Acquiunk, Adrian, D'Artagnan, Dagmaraka, Einherjar, Farmerman, Francis, FreeDuck, Joe from Chicago, Kara, Merry Andrew, Old Europe, Paaskynen, Patiodog, Realjohnboy, Sozobe, Sumac.
Fbaezer will be my regime's token centrist, and Thomas our token libertarian.
The multimedia Culture & Entertainment department will be run by Gargamel, Gus, Slappy & Kicky, Laeknir Scrat and Lord Ellpus, who will however not be allowed to set foot outside the department.
It should be noted that these men and women do not have a choice in saying yes or no to accepting the job. It is a coup d'etat, after all.
Citizens of Atookai, I request you to henceforth not do or say anything that these people wouldn't. Deviation from this standard will incur the appropriate consequences.
<camera angle zooms out to reveal firing shot being lined up in the background>
I will go into the history books (that will be duly published) as the Gentleman Dictator. Odd Socks will be my PA. Feel free to ask only the appropriate questions.
Please inform your neighbours and friends of these decisions. You can save their lives.
Thank you and have a nice day,
Nimh
Does that make me part of the opposition?
Not if you don't want to...
Does this mean I have to stop masturbating on the subway?
Who would wish to have one's life saved and come under the rule of that lot.Better a good death than a living one.
OK.
<chalks Spendius up for the firing squad list>
Kicky, youll be masturbating in the multimedia Entertainment department from now on. Far as I care you can broadcast it around Atookai. Will keep the wimmen happy.
I'm familiar with the situation.
dagmaraka wrote:
Dagmaraka proudly reporting for duty.
...and don't think of resisting. It is futile.
I'm in LOVE!!
don't worry about my stick figure it will hold up
nimh wrote:
Kicky, youll be masturbating in the multimedia Entertainment department from now on.
Can I have a separate office to Kicky?
Or some form of protective clothing?
