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I think the presidents are strong, they don't shaky with any problem.
I also choice you: "nimh"
Ticuvina
If I cover myself in salt and pepper and perhaps some herbs and of course a hint of garlic, hey some ginger would be good and...let's see, what else have I got here...good there's some paprika, does that meanI qualify as a seasoned member? Not that I'd nominate, I'm too undiscplined to do anything constructive here. But the free beer sounds good.
if i get to be the president, do i get to hire an assistant? i like the idea of co-presidency. i can blame soz and she can blame me and nothing would ever have to get done. yay! free beer for everyone! just put it on the bill, the next a2k generation will pay it off somehow. but don't tell anyone i said that.
I am going to hang around for the free beer and start some riots in the street with nimh.
Sounds like its going to be a good election.
wow. a hundred and a quarter score. that's a lot of erections.
free beer for the protesters! in fact, i may hang with them in the streets. that's what kind of a president i'd be. hundred and a quarter score? whas dat?
score is 20. 100.25*20 is 2005. which is, as i said, a lot of erections.
20? 100.25? 2005? maybe i'm not smart enough for the president. i'll just go drink with da boyz in the street...
that's it! you've got what it takes!
(seriously. take a look at the world.)
i can say "it's hard work" with a very serious face. and maybe if i drink enough with the boys, i'll eventually discover god and become a born again christian. i have a few days... i'll work on it.
It is my pleasure to inform you all that I have already been elected president by a secret balloting process.
There will be free beer, but only for members of protected groups. (the menbership of protected groups includes all non-radical, moderately religious, slightly right wingers, all Catholics, me and my pals - except for Blatham who is not protected. Lola can become protected if she plays her cards right.) Others wanting beer will be assessed cost in proportion to the total nimber of posts they have accumulated on A2K.
Cabinet appointments will be announced in due course.
dagmaraka wrote:i can say "it's hard work" with a very serious face. and maybe if i drink enough with the boys, i'll eventually discover god and become a born again christian. i have a few days... i'll work on it.
Good people, doin hard work.... Thass wats 'Murka's alls about.
Spam ain't on the ballot. Sorry 'bout that, ticuvina.
georgeob1 wrote:It is my pleasure to inform you all that I have already been elected president by a secret balloting process.
There will be free beer, but only for members of protected groups. (the menbership of protected groups includes all non-radical, moderately religious, slightly right wingers, all Catholics, me and my pals - except for Blatham who is not protected. Lola can become protected if she plays her cards right.) Others wanting beer will be assessed cost in proportion to the total nimber of posts they have accumulated on A2K.
Cabinet appointments will be announced in due course.
no surprises. that's how it always happens anyways. i'm definitely going to hang with the boys in the street now.
President!? Who needs a president! Who said this site had to be a democracy? Why can't we have a Monarchy? I nominate myself for King! King Kickycan! Yeah, that sounds good!
As King, I promise that I will allow all women to service me in any way I desire, upon request. PLUS, cookies and milk every night before bed. Heh? Sounds pretty good, doesn't it?
Oh, wait, I don't have to get your vote to be the King, do I? That's not how this king stuff works, is it? Okay, well, I guess I'll just...what do you have to do to become a King? I mean, without the royal lineage, I'm screwed, right?
no no, you're not. you'll just need a bunch of us to execute a coup d'etat, a royal putsch ya know. the question is: who do we dismiss? and do i still get to be your housemate?
Housemate, shmousemate! You can be my queen if you help me get my kingdom! So who do you think we should dismiss? Georgeob1 is the obvious choice...or Scoates, perhaps...maybe even Nimh...hmmm...
there was a queen Dagmar once. she lasted one winter, then had to run away. Hence 'Winter Queen'. Maybe i can reclaim much fame for my name. you're onto something. we'll need more able-bodied putschists though. i'd like to see as a royal advisor though, if only we can promise him some sort of an enlightened constitutional monarchy with free press and protection of minorites.. dat work for you?
Oooh, you're good at this. Yeah, it works for me! I have a feeling you're going to make a damned good queen.
well, this queen has to retire to her chambers. in the meantime, if anyone rebels, have their heads chopped off. but mercifully, after all, we're an enlightened monarchy.
