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Fri 15 Apr, 2005 07:32 pm
Christians: If you could ask Satan any question (because God would make Satan honestly answer you just before God throws Satan into the everlasting punishment), what would the question(s) be?
Was it good for you too ?
If there is a Satan - which I do not believe there is at this point in my faith.
I might ask him to give me his argument as to why he thinks God is unjust.
TTF
Of all the women running around in the mid 70's why did you decide to possess my second wife?
I'm not a Christian but I'd ask Satan out on a date. Maybe go to Disneyland and stuff.
We all pay for it in one way or another. wink wink nod nod
Know what i mean?
Know what i mean?
Say no more.
Say no more.
Setanta wrote:Would ya make him pay?
Oh, I'd sell my soul for some Olive Garden salad and bread sticks...
Oh wait....Doh!
I wish I was Satan, he seems to get all the chicks.
That avatar is funny lion tamer. I've seen it before.
I'd ask, "So, how's business, dude? Gettin' much lately?"
That thing where you convinced the Christians that women, blacks, and gays were inferior? That was pure genius.
I'd ask him 'Why?', just to see if he's have an interesting answer. Then I'd ask him to give me somebody's soul to play with.
Re: Christians never got asked this before till now
Sign Related 2 wrote:Christians: If you could ask Satan any question (because God would make Satan honestly answer you just before God throws Satan into the everlasting punishment), what would the question(s) be?
What exactly was the deal you made with Slick Clinton, and who all besides Slick himself was involved?
Dude... where'd you get those shoes? Oh, those are your feet? Dude, you should really have those looked at.
How funny was God's face when he found out you were rebelling?
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