Americans Spend 6.6 Billion Hours on Taxes

It's stupid to have everyone work on this. We should just hire about 7 billion people to work on it for one hour each, then no one else would have to.

I spent about 5 billion of those hours myself.

Now there's an idea. Why don't we just have one person do all seven billion hours.

I'm sure it would pay enough to be worth it.

That's silly. The poor person would have to work all week.