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The no lerve, no-flirting, no sexual innuendo thread.

 
 
Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Fri 15 Apr, 2005 05:15 am
Well, I was going to move onto Rugby, but then remembered it is a game, played by men with odd shaped balls.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 15 Apr, 2005 06:09 am
I can see that we shall have to ban the ball, since none of you can be trusted not to flirt with the demned things.
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the prince
 
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Reply Fri 15 Apr, 2005 06:23 am
Lord Ellpus wrote:
Well, I was going to move onto Rugby, but then remembered it is a game, played by men with odd shaped balls.


Their balls may be odd shaped, but they have mighty fine legs
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margo
 
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Reply Fri 15 Apr, 2005 06:44 am
dlowan wrote:
WHO SAID CRICKET WAS ALLOWED???!!!!


Well, no-one said that cricket wasn't allowed - and so many other things are banned.....

Then PD drew a (sticky) wicket, and I thought - well - here's my chance for some Pom baiting....

Here come the Aussies.......and cricket is our game.....


and bring the Ashes back again!

But I'm prepared to talk rugby, too! GO THE MIGHTY WELSH!!!! (although AFL is the football gfame for men with good legs!)

Princy - when are you coming to check it out??? Surely your principality reaches this far...
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Fri 15 Apr, 2005 09:38 am
<sigh>

I love The Prince.
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Eva
 
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Reply Fri 15 Apr, 2005 10:42 am
No love allowed on this thread, Beth.

That's why I haven't joined in so far. No lerve, no flirting, no sexual innuendo...then what's the point? Wink
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Fri 15 Apr, 2005 12:35 pm
<sigh>
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Fri 15 Apr, 2005 01:32 pm
Perhaps unrequited love can be allowed... it's so tragic.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Fri 15 Apr, 2005 01:40 pm
The United Baggage Handlers International have asked me to warn youze guys that any further package handling references without at least one union employee on site will result in picketing of this thread . . .
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 15 Apr, 2005 02:01 pm
Oooooh - pickets! I love a picket fence.

What colour?
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Fri 15 Apr, 2005 02:22 pm
Who has the spiked punch?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 15 Apr, 2005 02:26 pm
Eva wrote:
No love allowed on this thread, Beth.

That's why I haven't joined in so far. No lerve, no flirting, no sexual innuendo...then what's the point? Wink


SUBLIMATE woman! SUBLIMATE!

Don't you know it is - arguably - the basis for civilization and its attendant arts?

Why, your very own portrait is one of the fruits of it!
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Fri 15 Apr, 2005 02:29 pm
but love is just sooooooooo dreamy

<swoon>

I mean, look, just talking to Setanta has got you talking about picket fences. And what is more lovey-dovey than picket fences?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 15 Apr, 2005 02:29 pm
ehBeth wrote:
Who has the spiked punch?


I did Beth. I did.

http://www.alternative-leather-nation.com/large%20spikes.jpg
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 15 Apr, 2005 02:30 pm
ehBeth wrote:
but love is just sooooooooo dreamy

<swoon>

I mean, look, just talking to Setanta has got you talking about picket fences. And what is more lovey-dovey than picket fences?


It was irony, Beth. I always believed Canajuns DID irony. Was I wrong?
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Fri 15 Apr, 2005 02:34 pm
We do love before we do ironing.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Fri 15 Apr, 2005 02:37 pm
I hope you launder after the loving and before the ironing . . .
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Fri 15 Apr, 2005 02:38 pm
You know I love laundry.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Fri 15 Apr, 2005 03:00 pm
We can do the innuendo, we can dance and sing
When it's said and done, we haven't told you a thing
We all know that crap is king, give us dirty laundry
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 15 Apr, 2005 03:00 pm
OY!! LOVE IST VERBOTEN!

Hie thee to some damned other thread for that stuff.
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