THERE GOES THE NEIGHBORHOOD

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This last week the Brits have reported on their astropysical modelling results that predict the long term outlook on our galaxy. Folks, it dont look good Im here ta tell ya.
Crashing planets, Ripping open black holes and flinging them all around, chunks of planets tossed into our orbit, dogs and cats....

Here read it for yourself.

A VERY BAD DAY ASTROPHYSICALLY SPEAKING

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I'm not sticking around this shithole when that comes around.

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Somebody better tell god before it's too late.

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@edgarblythe,

Whose and which one(s)? I'm starting to come around to the Norse Gods again these days.

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@McGentrix,

Naw, I'm talking Batman and the Silver Surfer.

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@edgarblythe,

They'll be long gone as well. All the cool kids will be on the Ark heading to New Jerusalem.

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@McGentrix,

In the comics they are always the same age.

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@edgarblythe,

Well, Silver Surfer brings death with him. If you see Silver Surfer coming around the neighborhood, Galactus is not far behind. Now, personally, I feel that the creators made Galactus a bit of a pussy. I mean come on, dude eats planets.

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Too long for me to read.

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@roger,

roger wrote:

Too long for me to read.

End of the world and you're all "tl,dr."

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@McGentrix,

I'm all "End of the World, so why bother".

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@roger,

Too cool for school, eh? I remember a time when the kids looked forward to the end of the world and they'd read stories all night about it.

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Typical British astrophysical scaremongering,

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2.4+1.2−0.8Gyr (68 per cent confidence level),

it's gamma on to garner, glean and gather international impetus to boldly go beyond Caribbean and Mediterranean holiday venues.

What next ... Mars?

Next week: Why the super cluster will remain a virgo.

Spoiler: Skip to the conclusion if you dare.

Thanks for posting the article.

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Whatabunchawhiners . . . two, two and a quarter billion years? The star in our system will expand to a red giant in a little over a billion years any way. We need to be outta here long before the Magellanic Cloud gets here.

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@Setanta,

What a relief. I thought I heard is a a couple of million years.

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Were ya gettin' upset at the idea of packin' for the move?

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@Setanta,

I was more planning for local obliteration. Too old to be chasing around the far corners of the universe.

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I saw an article that claims to prove those calculations are off by 45 years.

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@farmerman,

So, weve got the Magellanic Cloud, the sun starting to burn helium inst instead a hydrogen (as set said, thats gonna be serious for inner planets), then weve got Andromeda to contend with.So lets party like its 1,000,002,019
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