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Mon 28 Mar, 2005 09:03 am
Yet again I've been sent the email with the Mensa Invitational - worsd in which you add, lose or change a letter, and then redefine. Favourite is ignoranus - someone who is stupid as well as an a**hole.
Inviting more of the same...
LOL...I'll never top that!
Well, I can offer one from my daughter. "Poopapotamus", is a hippo made of poop. Though, I guess that doesn't count because it's more than one letter.
Others (some from the Washington Post) include
reintarnation - being reborn as a hillbilly
giraffiti - street writing done very, very high up
aristocrap - justification of the upper classes for their privileged position
How about:
Congre_a_ssman - a lobbist.
yes, why not?#
Disappointed at lukewarmish response from bright people...
(desponce)
administractor
(farm vehicle tied up in red tape)
I like that!
lifespam - all the junk emails you've ever received, laid end to end
hearthburn - getting too close to your real log fire.
reintarnation - coming back to life as a hillbilly
histormy - study of past wars
whamsical - having impetuous yet amusing violent outbursts
stretching it a bit...
onofatopoeia - the sound made when you eat too many cookies
Lycrap
Close fitting material that makes normal people look like s$$t.
sproud--Gardener's lift in self esteem when his seeds finally germinate.
I confess I changed two letters for one:
refudgerator - large white appliance for recycling candy.
teetopaler--a person in a state of wobbly intoxication produced by excessive consumption of tea.
lavastory - book about volcanoes, great for reading on the loo
fartition - breeze blocks
antibreeze - stock up on this before long journeys in your convertible.
petrole
A cuddle in the back of the car.
kerbab - see pavement pizza