Mon 28 Mar, 2005 08:46 am
But here goes. If the Bible says where two or more gather in my name you have a church, and there's 5 in my family at home, can I just make my house a church as long as we
A: have at least one genuine worship service a week
B: Do some real charity work in our name
C: Spread the eword of what we're doing to otheres by some means?
I want to call it "The Church Of The Misanthropic Believer "
I will print tracts to pass out "Sleep In And Know That I Am The Lord" so I can be a real Evangelist.
Do you think I can get tax exempt status?
I don't see why not. As long as there's no animal sacrifice...you've got a green light.
Years ago I know you were able to grt one with a mail order ordination. Don't know whether you still can. Jessie and Al may have gone to that divinity school.
No problem there, I have Keanu Reaves and Al Pacino on retainer.